Paranoia filled the airwaves tonight as Radio Clyde tried to discuss the PFA Scotland nominations for Player of the Year.Â
Callum McGregor, Tom Rogic, Craig Gordon and Regan Charles-Cook have been nominated by their weekly opponents which proved one step too far for a succession of Sevco fans.Â
All sorts of twisted arguments were put up to criticise the players nominated as a galaxy of Ibrox heroes were cruelly overlooked for well deserved recognition by an evil conspiracy.
Living in an echo chamber where £20m bids are expected for Alfredo Morelos, Joe Aribo, Borna Barisic and Ryan Kent has cut the Ibrox support off from the reality of the outside world.Â
Marvin Bartley and Simon Donnelly had the impossible task of trying to explain the thinking and reasoning of players voting on opponents but it was left to presenter Gordon Duncan to deal with the most paranoid of all callers.Â
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Sevco Fan: There is something seriously deluded in our game that not one of our players has been put forward for that but it’s not really surprising to be honestÂ
Gordon Duncan: What do you mean by that?Â
SF: No surprising? It’s that old, em, thing at the top, em Rangers aren’t well liked.Â
GD: James Tavernier, is the reigning SPFA Player of the Year?
SF: So, cannae get it mair than that? You cannae get it mair than wance?Â
GD: That’s obviously not what I’m saying but if there is some sort of hatred for Rangers within our game and you think that what hasn’t nominated him for being nominated this year, how did he win it last year?Â
SF: Maybe hatred was a bit of a hard word to use.Â
GD: But you did say it’s not surprising, and then you spoke about sort of anti-Rangers sentiment. If that is the case how did he win it last year?Â
SF: It was the Invincibles winnit? There was just nae question, noo it seems to be.Â
GD: So you can put the hatred to one side if Rangers go invincible.Â
SF: Aye, that’s what they dae, aye, that’s what I’m saying.Â
Please engage Brain before jaw moves Tavenier from last year is entirely different from last year, even pro rangers pundits have said Kents been poor in the Spfl this year McGregor has been dropped rest poor in spfl.BDsevco fan
“Rangers aren’t well liked”
That’s putting it mildly. These clowns don’t have a single ounce of self-awareness do they? They never think to ask why that is the case, they just assume “Itz coz ra Rrranjurzz is pyoor ra best by ra way”. Well newsflash for all lurking scumbags! Here’s some of the real reasons;
George Square x2
Nazi salutes whilst waving the Israeli flag (wtf????)
Trying to stop winter break being moved
Embarrassing the nation by belting out sectarian hatred on your European travels
Not fulfilling obligations to league sponsors
Throwing bottles at opposition staff
Throwing broken glass onto the pitch
Getting a league game moved to give yourselves extra preparation time for European gsme then using that time to throw a back-slapping piss-up for your shower of under-achievers
etcetera etcetera etcetera….
Are you beginning to get the point? I’m going to assume not because you are all thick morons.
I’ll be squeezing into my old green Germany away top from the 90s and cracking open a can of Red Bull tonight…