After more than 50 years making a living off the back of the O** F*** Hugh Keevins reckons that the champions of Scotland is simply a game of pass the parcel.
Since Celtic won the title last season the veteran Daily Record columnist thinks that this season’s title will be heading to Ibrox with the £30m plus windfall from Calvin Bassey and Joe Aribo adding to the financial strength of the debt-ridden tribute act.
It could be a long wait for those precious add-ons to arrive if Nathan Starlet Patterson is anything to go by.
It’s started.
Pass the parcel?
Celtic have won 10 out of 11 league titles.
15 out of 22.
4 trebles within that period.
That’s some parcel by the way.
More proof Celtic get fuckall credit.
Remember we got touted to finish 3rd season ?? pic.twitter.com/kgnfLSHfIu
— Ryan Clifford (@Ryanclifford11) July 24, 2022
Pass the parcel in a two horse race suggests a 50-50 split in honours but Celtic’s 10 titles out of 11 suggestion that there has been one very greedy nag in this so-called contest of equals.
Add in four trebles over the same period and it takes the most extreme top spin to suggest that the two Glasgow Premiership clubs are similar in any way.
A year ago Keevins pronounced that the first name of the new Celtic boss actually stood for Absolutely Not Good Enough. Aberdeen were tipped to beat the hoops into second place behind You Know Who.
After the glorious summer of 2012 it seems that Keevins and his ilk are more desperate than ever to hang on to their O** F*** life raft, sadly the record books and plunging circulation figures confirm a man and newspaper that time has overtaken.
Absolutely Not Good Enough- 51 weeks on.https://t.co/HimLxjJWbE
— Joe McHugh (@videocelts) July 24, 2022
ANDY GRAY WIZ TELT. NEVER EVER LET THEM FORGET.
It’s quite simple Hugh. Celtic will just quietly go about the business required. We will be going into the season in good health, both fiscally and in squad wise. I like the way we are doing our transfers, stronger without the inane hype of Old Firm FC.
Hugh Keevins is a dinosaur and a leftover from the succulent lamb era where the original Rangers were spending the money they didn’t have (provided by the Bank of Scotland). The tribune act (Sevco) have done so by spending the soft loans from the dodgy directors. However these directors are expecting a return at some point. If they spend what they have received from the sale of their best players, these directors are not going to get their money back any time soon. Besides how do they plan service their 100M debts. It seems the priority in payment lies with the Hector and Sports Direct. The SMSM push the Old Firm narrative and the continuity lie as their lives and their readership depends on it.