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Seville Flashbacks as bears suffer new catering and toilet horrors at Ibrox

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Two months after the horrors of Seville at the Sanchez Pizwan Stadium thousands of traumatised bears suffered flashbacks at last night’s Ibrox friendly against West Ham. 

Following the defeat in the final of the Europa League three club statements were issued about the conditions that loyal bears had to ensure in the lead up to Aaron Ramsey’s missed penalty. 

Distressed stories filled social media about the facilities inside the stadium where elderly, disabled and pregnant bears were forced to drink toilet water to stay alive. Strangely no video footage has surfaced of the shocking scenes. 

Rubbing salt into the wounds of dehydrated bears, stewards in the stadium only spoke SPANISH! 

Back at Ibrox last night it seems that The Old Lady of Edmiston Drive has endured another summer of neglect. 

Toilet facilities are at best primitive while the new catering facilities left a lot to be desired, no doubt James Bisgrove will put it down to teething troubles. 

Billed as an exciting new digital partnership by the Commercial guru, the new catering firm quickly ran out of half cooked burgers with the pies of varying quality and temperatures. Lukewarm cups of water costing £2.20 were on offer on the warmest day of the year in Scotland to add to the enhanced matchday experience. 

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  • Tony B says:

    I hear they are restricting the sevs to 4 heads doon the lavvy pan at any one time.

    Quite difficult trying to get a drink when 4 of you are pushing a jobby away at the same time.

    AND they’ve run out of Bloo toilet duck.

    I DEMAND A REPLAY!

    • Thomas M Daley says:

      Made my day reading that, karma in action, from the Pisswan stadium to 1960′ Shank’s pony at Ibrokes.
      Love it.

  • Scud Missile says:

    So just where is this £80 million made from Europe gone to.Just where has all the transfer money gone for selling Haribo,Patterson and Shirley the last count for all 3 was £56 so says wee Coco the klown at ibrox noise.
    So £136 million collected in and they can’t get a cooked burger or a hotdog out to fans or even a cold bottle of water and a can juice.
    KERCHING someone is at the BUMPING and treating the fans like MUGS but then again they are dafties they believe anything the board throw at them.
    Al that FUSS about Seville and how they got treated over there and here they have their klub being a Doppelganger of Seville.
    Love the fact Ming Darkwall aka DAWBER has gone Radio Rental about loving his pain.

  • the maister says:

    ‘Fraid The Old Lady of Ibrox prostituted herself over many years for the benefit of the racist, bigoted hoardes of poisoned Hun filth. She will never recover from that! The best she can hope for is an early grave and the complete purging of the cleansing flames a huge funeral Pyre.

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