Back in the day not many quotes survived being chip wrappers with ‘Succulent lamb’ and ‘for every fiver Celtic spend’ being two exceptions.
Some ridiculous claims have been lost in time although some pesky internet bampot might dredge up some classics from Dave Murray’s heyday.
These days there is no escape, after one SPFL match Hugh Keevins informed the new Celtic manager that he was Absolutely Not Good Enough.
At the start of this season Kris Boyd told Sky Sports viewers that Alfredo Morelos was the best player in Scotland, not Jota as most fans with an understanding of the game would suggest.
Just over six weeks ago Kenny Miller demonstrated how out of touch he is when he used his Daily Record column to explain that Ryan Kent is better than Liel Abada and the equal of Jota.
With one SPFL goal this calendar year to match his pointless appearances Kent is showing his true value in his fifth season in Scottish football.
During the week you can pick up on Miller’s insight into the game through Sky Sports, Radio Clyde, BT Sport and Radio Scotland with many websites hanging on his every word.
— FollowFollowMeltdowns (@FollowMeltdowns) October 31, 2022
Forrest is (or at least was) the furthest down the pecking order of wingers, and he’s got a better return this season than Kent.
— Reilly (@ThatReilz) October 31, 2022
Well lucky for them that they have Kent and we have Abada & Jota, wouldn’t trade either of them for anyone on the tribute act
— Mark (@goingfor2inarow) October 31, 2022
— Vicks Mc (@vicksmclean) October 31, 2022
Kenny Miller gets his sausages cut up for him
— portgreen67 (@greenport67) October 31, 2022
Kenny Miller’s eyes and forehead says it all….
— Glasgow’s Green & White (@top_tipz) October 31, 2022
Less goals that our left back btw
— lewis (@lubocunningham) November 1, 2022
Poundland monster munch.
— ClintEasterhouse (@Gnsan19) October 31, 2022
Shows what sunk eyes Miller, bloaby Boyd, knows sweet FA
Yes clyde,radio Scotland,BT, Sky, sports centre but your missing miller biggest money spinner. Getting all the repeat showing fees playing Kryten in red dwarf.
do they pay the tv comp /papers etc to come on and write this rubbish you hear them spout. because i cant believe any company would pay most of these so called pundits discussing Scottish football and also most cant string a straight sentence boy are they hurting badly lovely.
Editor: Celtic keep their media partners sweet with regular stories and access such as the James Forrest interview in today’s chip wrappers.
Kenny miller and kris scumhun boyd haven’t got clue on the sports channels honest they are scared to say anything bad about ranjurs 2012 incase the union bears threating them and there family’s so they talk pure utter shite about newco players kent and morelos couldn’t score in a brothel and we seen that tonight with morelos missing a empty goals while ajax goal keeper was lying on the ground morelos puts the ball past the post and not for the first time either he’s missed a power of tap ins his value has slipped from 50 million to fifty bob and kent is the say 7 pounds gets you kent if you can find him on the pitch 69mins before i seen kent tonight honest.