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Gio’s team are Champions League RECORD BREAKERS!

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Giovanni van Bronckhorst watched his side lose 3-1 at home to Ajax tonight to take the place of Dinamo Zagreb as the WORST EVER team to play in the Champions League.

With six defeats and a goal difference of 2-22 the Ibrox men completed their group fixtures in typical passive style led by James Tavernier, branded as a Lionheart by the club’s social media team for no known reason.

Since Matchday 1 Ajax had racked up four defeats including a 6-1 home hammering from Napoli but a trip to Fortress Ibrox provided them with a timely boost.

Just like last week away to Napoli the Ibrox side escaped heavier punishment when their opponents switched off after taking an early two goal lead thanks to goals from Steven Berghuis and Mo Kudus in the 4th and 29 minutes.

Tavpen gave the gullible bears brief hope in the 87th minute but in the excitement of the moment Ajax raced up the park to make it 3-1 through Francisco da Conceição as Ibrox emptied.

There was time for comical misses from Alfredo Morelos and Fashion Sakala in the closing minutes but at the final whistle the remaining bears booed their team off the park just as they entered the history books of European football.

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  • peter cassidy says:

    watched the bigots against ajax boy are they poor some players not fit morass missed a open goal must be that training at McDonalds going by the size of his waist and ar@e ajax strolled thru that rubbish.

  • Paul Mac says:

    Francisco Conceição (who is the son of Porto boss Sergio) i think you mean Joe ?

  • Majorerror says:

    And it cost the bears a fortune to watch it the 3 home games ….goals for 2 goals against 14.

  • Frankie says:

    Will the Guinness book of records hand them this great award and maybe fat fat Freddie’s miss as well yipeeee

  • Nick66 says:

    But, but, but we beat The Don’s 4 wan, so we were back in giant killing form. If you want to be the best and you want to beat the rest, dedication is what you need, then you’re a RECORD BREAKER.

  • Frankie says:

    Will the Guinness book of records turn up to give sevco this award, and also fat fat Freddie for miss of the season

  • harold shand says:

    The result that the hun media were dreading , praying for a win and finishing ( probably ) with more points than us

    I read the Daily Record today and they had 6 ‘ Experts ‘ and not one predicted an Ajax win

    All you’ll read now is ‘ Injury crisis ‘

  • Tony B says:

    The ranker is an Ibrox fan magazine. They don’t even try to cover it up any more, relying on the stupidest fans in football bar none, buying it.

    Its writers are tarts with no professional integrity.

    Sevco is a truly awful football team, and no amount of spin will change that.

    The club itself is fucked financially and there is nothing to suggest that there will be any change in their predicament.

    Celtic on the other hand is the polar opposite in every way.

    It is indeed a good time to be a Tim.

    As for the zombies….. Fuck them I say.

  • John mcghee says:

    World record breakers sevco fc 2012 put it this way thats there first time they have been in the CL and the lucky bastards got in the record books nae wonder fans were leaving after Ajax scored in 4mins they must have fought they were on to a hiding at liebrox tonight and as for Taviwanker the captain he’s took them right into the record books and made the new club history and guess what they made history buy themselves and never bought it so well done to The Ranjurs 2012 for reaching the record books and yous done it all buy yourself without making up any 5way from uefa our sfa.spfl yous are the biggest cheating scumbags in Scottish football oldco newco.

  • Scud Missile says:

    P45.

  • Tony B says:

    Bbbbbbuuuuutt weese arra peepo! BooHoo!

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