The captains of industry that spend their days sharing ideas and conspiracies on Follow Follow have presented their club with another obvious money spinner.
With millions of chocolate eggs set to be bought and munched this weekend it is something of a surprise that James Bisgrove hasn’t yet come up with an exciting, official Easter Egg partnership
Fortunately that topic came up on Follow Follow this morning with loyal bears quickly showing their support.
This is next level crackpotery ? pic.twitter.com/xeLd2vAF9T
— Car*d bhoy in Dublin (@Gmck__7_3) April 6, 2023
With around 10 million fans in the UK alone, making a £2 profit on each egg it would only take one purchase a year to put £20m into Beale’s summer transfer kitty.
If some hungry bears go for a second or third egg the funds soon mount up with options for premium and executive eggs bound to crop up as well as exporting to the 100 million worldwide fans that Charles Green identified when he formed the club in 2012.
Even Ange Postecoglou’s knowledge of the Japanese and Asian transfer markets would struggle to compete with Beale and Ross Wilson splashing out an additional £20m plus every summer.
Radio Scotland Sport are expected to produce a follow up podcast explaining the trusted Ibrox cash boost.
Why are they getting all cranky about transfer monies ? The Bealy boy stated last week that the clumpany have loadsamoney in which to buy new players in the Summer ! So ,in a nutshell they have tons of money secreted away to buy new employees ,but their loyal fans don’t believe a word of it ….
10M bears in the UK?
If Bisgrove bought into this desperate, money-making exercise,
he would be left with, erm, egg on his face.
Obviously. 🙂
If we hand sevco another humiliating hammering on Saturday,
it’s going to be hilarious reading all the BS in the SMSM,
trying to spin positive nonsense about Ibrox,
when they are trying to punt overpriced ST’s.
If I was Beale, I would have grabbed a lift on Park’s final bus out of Ibrox the other day.
Official Rangers* Easter Egg Retailer: ‘Nobody likes them and we don’t care’.
All that would mean in reality is that they would face yet another day in court, this time being sued by Cadbury, when they found out that Dave King or someone had also sold the “exclusive” rights to produce Hun eggs to Hershey and was selling their version from his car boot outside Edmiston House. Or on a market stall in Turkey.
These peepul are beyond parody and utterly stark raving bonkers.
You know you’re in trouble when a chocolate Easter egg is worth more than your shares!! ???
You know you’re in trouble when a chocolate Easter egg is worth more than your shares!! ???