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Cunning bears reveal Humza plan to raise £20m for Beale’s Transfer Warchest

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Rather than take their medicine and look the other way, angry bears have been expressing their disgust at thousands of Celtic supporters celebrating Saturday’s title win in the city centre.

No memorial benches were damaged, no statues require repair work, no Police Officers or horses were injured, the city isn’t under Tier 4 Lockdown conditions.

Had Micky Beale not failed to win twice against Celtic and away to Aberdeen the SPFL Premiership title could have been spending the next year at Ibrox but winning a few dead rubbers has exempted the rookie boss from criticism.

Instead the source of their troubles falls on Humza Yousaf who ticks virtually every anger box for the loyal bear.

Rather than dealing with the serious issues of trying to make the best from living off the pathetic hand-outs of Westminster it seems that the First Minister of Scotland spends every waking moment conspiring against the Ibrox Tribute Act!

Raising a fiver from like minded bears would provide a fighting fund to expose the conniving of the First Minister with the compensation going straight to Micky Beale for his summer transfer plan.

Coming soon will be Yousaf’s role in appointing Giovanni van Bronckhorst to replace Steven Gerrard plus how he influenced the transfers of Ben Davies, Tom Lawrence, Rabbi Matondo and spooked the Ibrox defence last September to allow Celtic to canter to a 4-0 victory which preceded a record breaking Champions League campaign.

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