Keep The Noise Down- the trail of carnage at Ibrox caused by the Celtic Trophy Express

He may well have been a former city trader but Mark Warburton became a former Glasgow manager when he arrived in the big time in 2016.

A journeyman manager hyped way beyond his ability, Warbo never lasted until spring time in the top flight before being informed that he had resigned, making a sharp exit back to his family in London.

Graeme Murty had a short stint as caretaker, chewing his anorak and performing headstands at Dens Park before making way for a Superstar from Portugal. Pedro Caixinha shouted from a hedge in Luxembourg, banned the players from wearing green boots and painted We Are The People in the bowels of the stadium before packing his caravan for the next stop in his managerial journey.

You’ve had five permanent managers since 2016 and have won two trophies. Ange Postecoglou has been in the job for two seasons, and is on the cusp of winning his fifth trophy in two seasons. Keep the noise doon https://t.co/RHTWnbtJu3 pic.twitter.com/kHnQo7XqRF

— Tam sellic son (@TamseIIicsonIII) May 27, 2023

After another stint that broke Murty, Jimmy Nicol took over then handed the reigns to a high pitched Scouser that pitched up with Gary McAllister and a legend of the cones and bibs scene.

One trophy out of nine and they all scurried off to Aston Villa, an upgrade came in the shape of Giovanni van Bronckhorst. He tweaked a few things then got blown away by the guy that should have been sacked before Christmas. When the Celtic fans chanted for Gio-vanni his fate was sealed, paid up and off the premises after barely a year.

The bibs and cones guy is now in charge, louder than ever but with Kieran Dowell replacing five departing legends Mister Beale better have a cunning plan to get through the summer or he’ll be follow following van Bronckhorst into the sunset.