For long enough Celtic have had to overcome the odds to pick up trophies but Ange Postecoglou could find himself up against his toughest ever opponent if one savvy bear gets his way.
Having seen off Steven Gerrard and Giovanni van Bronckhorst and burst the Micky Beale bubble some bears have put their thinking caps on to come up with a solution up the solution to Angeball.
Newcastle and Manchester City have the backing of oil states, Brentford and Brighton have Moneyball but what about a Director of Football built on Artificial Intelligence?
Perhaps the troubles of the last decade could be wiped out with a super-duper replacement for Ross Wilson.
Day 3. The plot is officially lost. ? pic.twitter.com/Ie4oW1yIez
— The Free Rogic International. (@CelticEnded2iar) May 2, 2023
In the absence of AI it seems that Bluereign will just have to put his faith on Nico Raskin, Todd Cantwell and Kieran Dowell to prevent Celtic from overtaking the combined trophy count of both Ibrox clubs.
It’s not really a bad idea. The problem is that they can’t afford a computer or the software.
The only computer they can afford is a Commodore64.
The bears showing their usual lack of any intelligence.
I think anything even vaguely resembling intelligence over at the Asbestos Arena is, by definition, artificial. If they go down this route, won’t they have to settle the WiFi bill/court case first?
Oh dear that guy has been smoking they funny fags again.
Souness is on his way to the BIGOT dome.
They already have Artificial something.
But it is definitely not intelligence as they have absolutely none of that in any shape or form
Artificial klub with artificial history needs real intelligence because no hun has any of their own.
All hail the Banter Century….
The poor guy was getting mixed up ! He meant AI as in artificial insemination … It’s test tube time !