With no title parties to prepare for or cup final arrangements to make Ibrox fans are getting worked into a frenzy over the Micky Beale Revolution.
Trying to apply spin and gloss to signing free agents from the English Championship is no easy task but is made bearable with a hint of the exotic.
The media messengers are being drip fed details about Jose Cifuentes with the bonus that he was a Celtic transfer target from four years ago.
With Todd Cantwell’s main contender for the Balon d’Or award expected to come from Nico Raskin it is easy to forget the early season excitement over Malik Tillman, inevitably described as a Bayern Munich starlet.
Todays Rangers WhatsApp rumour is Malik Tillman has signed for £5.2m from Bayern Munich on a 5 year contract and will be the player announced at Ibrox on Wednesday. I would love this to be true. What a start to the summer recruitment it would be ??
— Dougie (@CF3Loyal) May 23, 2023
Recently there has been Scottish based speculation that changes in management at Bayern might see Tillman come into contention for a place in the first team squad. That is as likely as an England call up for James Tavernier.
Big announcements are expected this week but tomorrow’s big reveal is likely to be Kieran Dowell or Dujon Sterling who could walk down Buchanan Street to get the Underground to Ibrox without anyone having a clue who they are.
Ah , the old Balloon d’Or prize ! Goes to the guy with the biggest hot air reputation ….
The big announcement will be that BENNY Miller is now in charge of making the tea at ibrox and putting the bibs out for training at Auchinhowie,geeze a job ah can do that.
That other classic line from Boys From The Black Stuff is when Yosser goes to confession and tells the priest,I’m desperate father the priest says to him back call me Dan,Yosser then says I’m desperate Dan,what a line still finding it funny all these years later.
The headline £5.2 million that will probably be the next headline for the court case should they forget to pay Bayern the transfer fee,more catalogue payments for players.
Throughout the month of April that klub done more tapping than a blind man’s stick.
Fee involved ? Forget it.