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‘Absolutely stinking’ ‘looks like a crack den’ ‘Neanderthals in our support’ loyal bears share their harrowing tales from the Broomy bogs

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In the glitzy digital world of James Bisgrove life is full of exciting opportunities, stakeholders, partnerships and global branding.

For the average Daddy Bear sitting in the Family Stand at Ibrox the Matchday Experience isn’t quite so happy and glorious. Especially if your kid needs to visit the toilet.

It seems like there are a lot less sophisticated bears than Bisgrove would admit to who see the Broomy Bogs as the place to indulge and share a variety of habits and substances that can be alarming for younger fans wanting to watch the silky skills of John Lundstram and Borna Barisic while getting a selfie with Broxi Bear.

Bisgrove has brought in some exciting new hospitality lounges, exciting menus from Gordon Ramsey, an exciting Sports Bar and the state-of-the-art facilities in New Edmiston House which seems to host a monthly event for fan media groups and little else outside of matchdays.

Tales of the conditions inside Ibrox are utterly gruesome, it seems that basic maintenance was abandoned about 20 years ago by Dave Murray. With the new season underway barely a duster has been seen in the place let alone a deep clean.

After away fans trashed the Celtic Park toilets in September 2016 Hoops supporters took scented candles and air freshers to Ibrox three months later as they celebrated a victory with goals from Moussa Dembele and Scott Sinclair. It seems that loyal bears aren’t so keen on basic hygiene.

With Micky Beale’s transfer warchest needing every penny possible it is unlikely that the Broomy Bogs will be dragged into the 20th century, much like the bears that visit them for whatever purposes.

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  • Nick66 says:

    Why does Ipox have separate toilets for “front” and “rear” use? Surely traditional type WC unit would be best option.

  • Bob (original) says:

    Well, if basic hygiene and security is being ignored by the Blue Room,

    then it’s guaranteed that much more costly, major maintenance is being

    skimped on, if only to keep – just – on the right side of regulatory compliance.

    Or not?

  • SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS says:

    ‘ Regulatory Compliance’ you’re havin a larff.

    Since when did the ‘Blue Room’ ever comply with rules.

    Heard 10yrs or so ago that Glasgow City Council hadn’t issued a Safety Certificate for a ground in Glasgow for umpteen years.It ain’t Us’ that would be too big an ‘Open Goal’. Can’t be Hampdump, EUFA would be all over the SFA for that.

    Jaggies, naw the SFA would kick the Shoite out of them, they’re just a wee club. Ergo!

    The DebtDome has needed MAJOR work for Gawd only knows how many years.

    They were even beggin fans who were in the trades to volunteer to do maintenance works a few years back, painting, plumbing, aye, Sparks & Builders.

    That scheme ran out after a few coats of paint were slapped on the monstrosity when the scale of the required work became known. The place is and always was a death trap. Twice they’ve had a major disaster over there and the Scottish Courts (them pesky Masons agin) let them of free gratis.

    I’d be glad if Celtic refused for evermore to handle tickets for the dump, even if they restored the away team allocation.

  • Scud Missile says:

    The klan fans themselves posted photos on FF last week about the state of the bogs there,even worse than the facilities they apparently experienced in Seville last season,and look at how they kicked up a massive fuss about that,but Bisgrove and Co are on a sponsored silence about this.
    Also I see the Sillyman compensation fee getting a mention again tonight also with the sell on clause again.

  • Tony B says:

    Good enough for the manky smelly lavvy water slurping bastards.

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