Abdallah Sima has been treated to a tour of the kit room at Murray Park.
The loan signing from Brighton was shown around what appears to be a storage room that has accumulated old kit in no particular order.
Sima was pointed towards old Adidas, Puma and Umbro shirts in some sort of introduction to the club that he will be spending the season with.
Brighton paid Slavia Prague £7m for the striker in the summer of 2021 but without playing a game for the Seagulls he has been packed off on loan to Stoke City, Angers and now Ibrox to try and find some form.
It doesn’t look like the most structured development plan but after a few training sessions under the guidance of Beale his career will soon be back on track to reach the heights.
BRILLIANT! Beale should try showing him the trophy room next ?? https://t.co/8Zo8nncsvw
— footybhoy (@footybhoy) July 2, 2023
Is Beale taking him on a tour of Arthur Daley’s lockup. ?
— Tam (@TamMcKenna1888) July 2, 2023
What a junk yard embarrassing
— lawman (@Jimmilaw) July 2, 2023
Showing the new start around on his first shift at Sports Direct.
— Binderdunnit (@njpc1888) July 2, 2023
A really famous kit man ?????he was banger and our kit man a European cup winner ffs Jimmy bell only famous for a celtic song ???
— GOVAN EMERALD CSC (@GOVANEMERALDCSC) July 2, 2023
“….and here is the trophy room.” pic.twitter.com/FZt4G0TxFt
— Paul Cochrane ??????? (@mrdissent) July 2, 2023
Embarrassing imagine been taken to Sports Direct to see football strips on the day you sign for Sevco
— JMD (@JMD01117381) July 2, 2023
Looks like a storeroom at a fkn secondhand shop…..Well, secondhand team, I suppose
— ?Smell The Glove? (@CAnNyBeAtIt) July 2, 2023
It’s like a serial killer’s attic
I’m sure the deeds are in there somewhere— Jon Quixote (@DonQuixote1888) July 2, 2023
Where’s the trophy room gaffer , Mmmmmmm we don’t really need one ??
— Robert Johnston (@RobertJ90427282) July 2, 2023
And here is the EBT paperwork….
— ?? Treble winners again (@fridgefixer) July 3, 2023
Cockney spiv trying to punt old ‘original ranjurs’ gear to unsuspecting tourist.
— Carfinbhoy (@CarfinbhoyGarry) July 2, 2023
Looks like he’s picking up his PPE on his first day offshore. Very strange
— Lewis (@marshallzander1) July 2, 2023
It looks like an old Woolwoths store that shut down about 40 years ago.
Welcome to Woolwoths FC.
Jimmy Bell – End of an era.
Don’ aff pen ‘n ink in here Arfur …. Terrreee
Looks like a school lost property room, where you were sent to by your PE teacher to dig out some smelly, unwashed kit that you’d be shamed into wearing if you had forgot yours. I guess lost property is the perfect metaphor for Sevco, which explains why it was part of the tour. Was John Brown in there at the time, still hunting for ‘ra deeds to the stadium he used to play for? Was there a face painter in there too, rifling through the pockets of old trackies to try to scrape up the £50 he is still owed in loose change? I take it this part of the tour took far longer than the visit to the trophy room and indoctrination presentation on Sevco’s illustrious five minute history?
Who’s interested in a boot room, here son this is your pigeon dookit.
Every player at porkie piebrox gets a boot at some time or other, we win loads of old boots, plenty wooden spoons too, and we have a great treatment room where you can spend most of your career.
Now I will show you our bin storage area,, all our rubbish goes there, yep usual tour of porkie piebrox.
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