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‘Terrible’ ‘hunted’ ‘horrendous’ Ibrox fans turn on star strikers

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Thanks to his media mates at Radio Clyde Micky Beale has managed to get nine months wiped out of his managerial CV.

Unfortunately for his summer signings, Ibrox fans have written off Lammers, Dessers & Danilo after a fortnight at Beale’s Revolution.

On Tuesday night the £14m worth of striking talent got a fair share of game time, all had chances but it was James Tavernier that pulled Beale out of the fire, again.

Two away games have produced a defeat and a draw with just one goal scored, even the Gullible & Deluded can see through the close season spin about two strikers fresh from relegation and the guy with the Brazilian passport that was freed by Ajax a year ago.

If Danilo had anything about him he’d have cracked it at the Johan Cruyff Arena, not winging it in Scotland with a Tribute Act with no sense of self awareness.

Before the month is out the new strikers can attempt to emulate Antonio Colak and see off PSV Eindhoven.

The Dutch side seem to have improved over the last 12 months, Micky Beale was brought in last November to do the same at Ibrox.

Tavernier is likely to have his hands full with PSV’s tricky wingers leaving the onus on Lammers, Dessers & Danilo to back Beale’s judgement after he spent months on the road looking into the eyes of prospective signings.

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  • Tony B says:

    Lammers Dessers Bammers Dobbers Staunchers and Tossers.

    Where will it all end?

    Bama Lama Ding Dong!

    I pish myself laughing at these fannies every single day.

    Truly the huns are the stupidest peepul in football.

  • Bob (original) says:

    Suppose the sevco results so far ‘might’ have been more palatable to the

    bears – if their team had actually tried to play entertaining footy?

    I’ve watched their 3 games so far, and it’s like watching paint dry…very slowly.

    And when opposition teams have identified how to counter Cantendwell’s influence,

    [like applying a crunching ‘early tackle’, or stealing his Alice band?],

    then the sevco ship will be holed below the water line – for the rest of the season?

    That’s about it? 🙂

  • Scud Missile says:

    Sevco have nothing to worry about with PSV and their wingers as one of them Sillyman, Tavpen will have him in his back pocket,just like the compensation money for Sillyman and that 10% sell on clause to sevco making him still part of the sevco set up,lol well so say the friends that the klan klub have in the media.

    • the maister says:

      Tavernier’s pockets are full of holes though, like the middle of toilet rolls!
      If PSV don’t beat that lot over how many legs, they don’t deserve to be in the UCL?!

      • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

        Nothing with that Sevco mob and their luck in Europe would surprise me Maister !

        We can only hope and prey PSV Eindhoven progress –

        At least we’d get to play before them (Sevco) in that instance…

        There again Sky would likely offer them a Sunday 12.30pm kickoff and have us on at 4pm or thereabouts –

  • John Copeland says:

    It looks like those in charge in downtown Govan land , have the attitude that as long as their poodles in the SMSM comply to strict instructions , then their fans ‘ opinions and outlooks are irrelevant ? Good headlines are the most important thing !They also know that the same fans have a very nice association with the confetti business ,so everything is covered from every angle ….. Va Va Va Voom !

  • John S says:

    Their strikers really are guff but no worse than the rest of their squad.

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