After being booted out of their own training ground Micky Beale decided to treat his squad to a museum visit.
Being a manager that prefers gimmicks over substance they were accompanied by the club’s media team to record and share the visit with fans who struggle to get past #bealeout in terms of interactions.
Rather than spending an extra hour working with Cyriel Dessers and Danilo on their strike partnership the new signings got to play with computers and take pictures of themselves with virtual trophies won by a club that hasn’t played since 2012.
Having been treated to a visit to Jimmy Bell’s Gloryhole at Murray Park there isn’t really much more for the new signings to take in about the outlet that spends an awful lot of energy telling people that they are the most successful team in the world.
A look at the James Disappointed Tavernier section should have been informative with the club captain watching Celtic winning 17 trophies since he arrived from Wigan as part of the Warburton Revolution.
The Brains Behind Gerrard section of the museum is also popular as Gary McAllister’s former bibs and cones man did his stuff at Murray Park during a spell of winning one trophy in nine before racing off to Aston Villa where they were rumbled after less than a year.
Beale has another couple of days to prepare for a typically soft media conference where he will reveal how much the players have learned from the last two defeats and how they are all determined to win the fans back over, until the next defeat.
? The team visited Rangers Museum at @EdmistonHouse this morning before training at Ibrox.
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— Rangers Football Club (@RangersFC) September 11, 2023
— etihs era sregnar eht ho (@Brian_The_tim) September 11, 2023
This club is a parody ?
— John Paul Lavery (@jplav13) September 11, 2023
They’ll be in it for being the worst Rangers team in history if they keep playing like this
— Natrfcbyc (@natrfcbyc1993) September 11, 2023
Great to see the players all happy, smiling and having fun. Give us some Michael Beale content next please Mr Admin, would love to see his cheery wee face in the museum.
Keep up the brilliant work everyone.
— Phantom (@Phantomthe55th) September 11, 2023
This is truly something we are playing some honking football and the players are walking round a museum
— r_123 (@r12367443071) September 11, 2023
let’s do something that will settle our angry support.Ahh yes,video team & BEALE pissing aboot at the museum. club couldn’t be further out of tune from the fans.I totally get new players need to learn a thing or 2, tho there’s the 1s that have been here for years and still don’t
— Rangers Da (@ARangersDa) September 11, 2023
-can edminston house win league and cups it looks smashing compared to the pish on the pitch
— EDOMITES ARE PARASITES ? (@Shimrishimron23) September 11, 2023
Should’ve just trained for an extra hour they’re needing it
— David Johnston (@DavidJohnston_) September 11, 2023
Beale p45
— Lee Nicoll (@lee_nicoll) September 11, 2023
Is there a section dedicated to the banter years?
— Paul Mcinally (@PaulMcinally4) September 11, 2023
The tactical genius behind gerrard
— colours of day (@Baltrus7) September 11, 2023
Can fully expect to see the ‘real’ rangers next time now they know their stuff ????
— Dee (@DamianCalderwo1) September 11, 2023
I love it when they turn out crap like this…First up they rent out their training facilities…then they make the first team players ( who you would think had more serious stuff to do) wander around a museum ffs…Mind you…its just what the modern footballer always wanted to do…No wonder they’re in a mess…Long may it continue.
Well, I guess they’re always telling us that we will see “the real Rangers” next time – and the only place anyone will ever see that is in a museum. Like dinosaurs and every other dead, extinct species.
Jimmy Bell end of an era. ; )
Yesterday was a visit to the museum, today it’s the zoo and tomorrow will be a visit to the park to stand in a circle and sing ‘ring a ring a roses ‘ in a special bonding session ….aw, bless !
How do you know it will be the zoo tomorrow John?
Well if nothing else, The Zoo would be very apt for these animals to visit !
Get some nice shots of the players pointing at pictures on the wall in the museum
That’ll stop the dafties savagely abusing them on social media for a few days
Very apt is a Rangers museum – for Rangers (born c.1872) and died (c. 2012)…
Just very strange why a football ‘manager’ of a new club called Sevco went a tour when clearly they should really be training somewhere, everywhere !
Worst team ever ? Have they forgotten the last year of the happy chappys team ?
They fanny’s on heart&hand podcast have to the chance to call for his head at the next presser as they have access to question the DUD.
They did plenty of SCREAMING after the defeat to us just the other week,so let’s see how he nickel&dime team react this Thursday or Friday when speaking with their nickel&dime manager.
Will they have the bottle to challenge Mick the dick or will they be on a SPONSORED SILENCE,with their bark worse than their bite.
Why no visit to the graveyard to see the real rangers
To be fair, the sevco performance levels are consistent,
both on and off the pitch:
that museum visit was a terrible, PR own goal! 🙂
Embarrassments!
After a visit to the museum they hope that Beales bottlers will have got inspiration to play like \ihe old club, maybe paying them in brown paper bags will make them better but it will need to be monopoly money as this club don’t have help from a bank.