Micky Beale was on familiar territory yesterday as he explained Sunderland’s FA Cup defeat at home to Newcastle.
For the fifth time in 12 months The Brains Behind Gerrard was explaining away a Derby defeat while blowing his own trumpet to an audience that finks he is as clueless and out of his depth as he sounds.
Having 6,000 Newcastle fans inside the Stadium of Light brought a special dimension to the match with the goading ad hatred between two sets of fans bouncing around throughout the match.
Ever the opportunist, Beale was quick to play on that fact, suggesting to TV viewers that he hadn’t experienced that factor in Scotland while Ange Postecoglou was slapping lessons to the former Liverpool u-5s supremo.
Managed in 2 50/50 allocation derbies and got his arse handed to him both times.
A complete greeting faced wee wank of a man. https://t.co/f0xoPV56l3 pic.twitter.com/FZPMF4sb2Q
— Sam?? (@sam6788_) January 6, 2024
Beale lost twice to Celtic at Hampden within the space of nine weeks, in the final of the Viaplay Cup then in the semi-final of the Scottish Cup.
With his own side barely showing up for either match it is possible that the Brains Behind Gerrard only heard the singing of Celtic supporters as the angry bears left Hampden early to scream CONSPIRACY at their message boards and social media accounts. I fink.
Nailed on for the England job and could lead them to lead them to World Cup glory
That’s what the Scottish sports media were telling us last year
* lead them to World Cup glory
Beale a little boy out of time!
New territory for Beale the manager:
a penalty awarded AGAINST his team in a derby!
And as a manager, how can his players respect him?
It’s not as though he is a brilliant tactician – or even a charismatic or scary individual.
Beale is probably best suited to working as a coach in the background?
The way he’s going he’s going to have to learn some new phrases for his future employment….
“DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?”
He really is a donkey walloper. They can see right through him already, they detest cockneys in the north east. I spent the early part of the season saying he’d be gone before the clocks changed and I was right. He might manage it twice in one season….. be about the only thing he could manage!
No offence but he looks like he could do with a wash and that accent, I “fink” he is quite repulsive. How could you take this man seriously.
Yeah ,it was the lack of ‘rivvim’ wot dun it ! No’ rivvim ‘ in their playing … you ‘ave to ‘ ave ra ‘rivvim meffod ?’Noatameen guv innat !