During his long telly career with STV and Sky Sports it seemed that keeping up with the autocue was the only issue preventing Davie Tanner from reaching the top jobs.
When Sky Sports dumped him a few ears ago he found Emma Dodds taking up the sort of jobs that he had earmarked as Pan B, hosting Hibs TV certainly wasn’t in his career plan.
It seems that social media and arithmetic are now as challenging to Tanner as autocue used to be when he shared a studio with Neil McCann and Charlie Nicholas.
They’ll finish runners-up if Rangers win all their games.
Nameless person, can you let me know why you ask?— David Tanner (@DavidTannerTV) February 24, 2024
Painfully stupid. pic.twitter.com/Qf1R9o8O4q
— Stevie Jackson (@bobby__peru) February 25, 2024
With no chance of the sort of career that he dreamed off Tanner is able to let himself go on Twitter, show his true colours which has attracted 14,000 followers with little interaction with his fellow celebs.
The prospect of not having to put a brave face on another Celtic title success for TalkSPORT has put a spring in his step, Saturday’s visit to Ibrox reinforcing that feeling.
But no matter how much he might wish that it couldn’t happen there is still a chance that Celtic can win this season’s SPFL Premiership titles.
Eleven wins from eleven matches will definitely do it, 10 wins and one draw would also be good enough for Tanner to share the news of three-in-a-row with TalkSPORT listeners.
On Wednesday he is likely to be at Rugby Park, sharing his expert analysis even if the arithmetic is still a little challenging.
Only by people who need to grow up. On Twitter.
Play nice please.— David Tanner (@DavidTannerTV) February 24, 2024
That’s true, Adam.
However, I’m making a call based on the evidence of results ,form and atmosphere.
I might be wrong.— David Tanner (@DavidTannerTV) February 24, 2024
True, Danny.
I just do not see them doing that on the evidence of recent months. I know large numbers of Celtic fans who go to games feel the same way.
They and I may be wrong, for sure.— David Tanner (@DavidTannerTV) February 25, 2024
A short story right enough!
Ah now it’s all there! When Iposted that all I could see was
“During his long telly career with STV and Sky Sports it seemed that keeping up with the autocue was the only issue preventing Davie Tanner from reaching the top jobs.”
THE END
How the fuck did somebody reading an autocue like a Janet&John book get the gig in the first place.
Same here. For some reason articles are not appearing in full on videocelts, showing only the first paragraph.
It’s looking like it will be a tight title fight,
possbly right up to the last game or two?
Will 2023/24 be the first season when the SPL Champions will be decided by VAR?
🙁
Lol the boy David the spanner Tanner definitely not the full Bob Dylan.
The stupidity of said cvnt is not a short story. It is a continuous shit show of imbecility wrapped up in hatred. A pox on all his houses
Cvnt