Michael Stewart destroyed the Poundland ShockJock that is Kenny Macintyre on Sportsound yesterday as the topic of the next Aberdeen manager was discussed.
A lifetime spent inside the state broadcaster has given Macintyre the delusion that he has talent and ability, a notion that would quickly be kicked into touch if he ever decided to take his skillset into the commercial sector.
After a home win for Philippe Clement’s side at Ibrox the Sportsound anchorman was in his element boosted by the giggling schoolboy presence of Kevin Thomson by his side in the BBC studio.
Macintyre likes nothing better than a probing interview with one of his Ibrox heroes as he discovers ‘just what was it like inside that dressing room’ quickly followed by ‘there were some right characters in there, you must have had some fantastic nights out’.
After the show Kennymac likes to relax with some selfies and some autographed pictures before going home to enjoy his BBC Licence funded salary.
?It’s all kicking off in the Sportsound studio?
Michael Stewart has suggested three names to take over at Pittodrie:
?Neil Lennon
?Jack Ross
?Malky Mackay#BBCFootball pic.twitter.com/E8NmabM1dm— BBC Sport Scotland (@BBCSportScot) March 30, 2024
Stewart suggested that Neil Lennon, Jack Ross and Malky Mackay should be candidates for the Aberdeen job with big Kenny countering that with the claim that Lennon would rather get a Championship job in England.
It is patently clear that Lennon won’t get anywhere near a Championship job in England, it is as likely as Sky Sports headhunting Macintyre to front their EPL coverage or a job swap with Gary Lineker. It’s not going to happen.
With Thomson’s giggles egging him on Macintyre tried to talk over Stewart in the hope that he’ll be elevated into the Follow Follow Hall of Fame.
Enjoyed that tonight, Thommo. https://t.co/F74JmsC3FZ
— Kenny Macintyre (@kennymacsport) March 30, 2024
If you like that sectarian shite which you obviously do
— .???????. (@motoonhibby) April 17, 2022
That channel is only ever worth listening to after a Sevco defeat or them dropping points in a draw…
However if Cheats with whistles, flags and monitors ever let that happen then the schadenfreude of listening in to their grief is the most beautiful schadenfreude in the universe…
I hope to tune in over a nice Highland, Lowland, Speyside or Islay Malt next week if Celtic prevail v Sevco at Liebrox…
The alternative is simply unthinkable and goodness only knows when I’d be tuning in for ma schadenfreude again – If ever !
Paraphrase that conversation between McIntyre and Stewart slightly differently and you will see McIntyre’s logic.
McI. “Who Do You Think Should Be Considered For The Aberdeen Job?”
MS. “Neil Lennon, Jack Ross And Malky McKay”.
McI. “Not Neil Lennon”.
Bigot, Traitor and Backstabber.
And all because of 1690!
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You should see the clip where they debated the Hun (non)penalty that was awarded for a (non)foul on Soapy Souttar against Hibs. Stewart was having none of it and this wee prick then turns to Billy Boy Dodds for what he expected to be a counter argument. Only for Dodds to agree that it was never a penalty. Absolute melt.