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9 thoughts on “Danny Rohl closes in on his escape from Ibrox

  1. Phone Bazza in ih 4, wan, 3, 2 or 5, 2, wan, 2, 2 ur ees 7, wan, wan, 0,4 furmations ul win us owr a Tims nixt season bit
    we ned mer prodys in ih teem an we ur a pee-pul n wahnt tay be ra simply ri best a gain

    Mr William McSwastika
    ( Name of village withheld but it does fly Union Jacks and Saltires from lamp posts)

  2. When he had to scrape through at the start with the refs help the knuckle draggers knew he wasn’t the man as we all did , they never drew attention to the fact , but it is a fact
    Toodle pip danny as you toddle of to greener pastures !!! chortle

  3. Leipzig and Salzburg are 2 different teams mate. One are German then other Austrian.

  4. The daily Record and Scottish Sun ( yes , I know ) are framing this tale as if Herr Rohl is some sort of coaching guru genius and that’s why the German club are super keen to have him as their next superstar boss . All supported by Jürgen Klopp too . Why in the name of the small gentleman would any top German club possibly be in favour of bringing in a guy who has nothing but abject failure on his CV as their next top head coach ? Me neither ….

  5. They’ll just stroll in and take McInnes like they did with Tefal Head

    and the diets like that weirdo pop DJ will still continue arse licking them

  6. Volp @ 8.00am…

    Strange village that has both freedom and independence flags alongside the tyrannial Butchers Apron on it’s lampposts !

    1. Clach have you not driven through them in your travels in Scotland?
      There are quite a few such places in Scotland and an independent Scotland is the last thing they want.

  7. It’s the Singer, not the song

    In the beginning a German messiah came to Ally fears of another barren season, wearing a crown of thorns and looking radiant, he then led his sheep to pasture and won flock all! Thy brethren sat third at the table and the Samaritans were called upon to heal their tribulations.

    Ann Summers now upon us with Danny Rohl getting up clothes and personal again with the squad, still at the hem trying to fashion a team. Some think there isn’t much dress sense in him stitching around, if the wanting away Maria’s cups didn’t runneth over last season, but whit’s fur ye w’ll no go by ye.

    I’m a frayed the off the cuff remark about not having enough leaders proved correct, but you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. He got darn close, then was ripped apart and torn to shreds at the end, he didn’t have enough material to work with. Cavenagh seams to have faith in the shopworn dummy even though the Jezebel wants to don his glad rags and leave.

    It’s robed Danny of salvation and put the cape fear into the mad hatters who’ve already got the needle with the manager’s inability to Lace together enough wins to make the cut. The ragamuffins need to button up and zip it, he wool be there satin the chair until another is lining up, but I gusset won’t happen, the rumours of him going sound fake a patch of lies.

    It’s a stitch-up by the board of natural fibbers to appoint a pattern of sinners in thread of winners. It seams the tailor-made man is the correct fit at Sevco, the media can spin another synthetic old yarn, he won’t be weaving, it’s a thimble of lies. Pull the other one, it’s got ribbons on it!

    There’s a sewing doubt he’s knitting off to RB Leipzig, where is the bodice of evidence? It’s a bit of a stretch to say he’ll pleat it to a big club after failling here, Danny will he crocheting here for a textile longer even though the huns want him Matthew, Mark, Luke, and gone. That’s Saul Folks!

  8. Volp at 11.45pm…

    Aye seen them in Falkirk once and two in Helensburgh as well…

    The street round the corner from me has the saltire flag of freedom on every second lamppost at the minute…

    HOPEFULLY THEY STAY THERE !

    The Butchers Apron in Scotland makes me feel so fu**in sick…

    Keep it where it belongs – In England !

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