Celtic fans have been quick off the mark to ridicule the ‘Tierney for Bournemouth’ transfer flyer.
The young defender couldn’t be happier with life with the hoops, signing a contract extension until 2022 earlier this season and sitting, or standing and singing, among the fans last week in the 3-1 win away to Hearts.
Supporters of most clubs have a chant of ‘He’s one of our own’ but it’s doubtful if any current player has greater fan credentials than the kid from the Wishaw Emerald.
If Kieran Tierney signs for Bournemouth I’ll parachute out a helicopter bollock naked right into the centre circle of Sellick Park. One of the biggest most patronising load of shite I’ve ever seen or heard.
— RabK (@r_kilday) May 9, 2018
Kieran Tierney going no where !#CelticThroughAndThrough ????????
I mean Bournemouth that’s like being married to Gisele Bündchen and leaving her for Pat Butcher #NeverGoingToHappen— Scott Simpson ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? (@SimmoSimpson72) May 10, 2018
Kieran Tierney is Bournemouth’s top target this summer.. in other news Michelle Keegan is my top target to lick my balls this summer ????????????????
— alex wilson (@zanderhunskelpa) May 9, 2018
The arrogance of the premier league is unbelievable. Imagine Bournemouth, a glorified championship team, thinking Kieran Tierney would even consider them
— EJ (@EithanWukics98) May 10, 2018
Reasons Kieran Tierney stays at Celtic:
Glaswegians > People who still point at the moon
Celtic Park > Mortuary-like stadiums
Glasgow Derby > South Coast “derby”
Square sausage > Fish
Jackmaster > Any Bournemouth musician
Moussa Dembélé > Josh King
Kolo Touré > Steve Fletcher https://t.co/yJbhoMRhYN— Paul Nangle (@PaulJamesNangle) May 10, 2018
Reasons Kieran Tierney chooses Bournemouth over Celtic
Friendly people > daily stabbings
Sunny > rain
Beaches > concrete jungle
England > Scotland
Actual food > haggis
Decent music scene > bagpipes
Josh King > Leigh Griffiths
Eddie Howe > failed IRA manager— WANTED BY FENIANS *IN HIDING* (@KingKojoKing) May 10, 2018
Much bigger clubs that Bournemouth have looked at and been linked with Tierney but there is little doubt that he will remain at Celtic for the next two seasons, after that Barcelona or Real Madrid would struggle to drag him away from the prospect of winning 10-in-a-row.
Tierney made his Celtic debut as a 17-year-old and replaced Honduran internationalist Emilio Izaguirre within six months of getting his first start.
Earlier this season he made his 100th Celtic appearance and has captained the club in the absence of Scott Brown.
