After an overnight 44 word statement from Scotland, thousands of Ibrox fans are going into the weekend holding expensive tickets for a Celtic friendly in November.
While their cousins from Larkhall, Bearsden, Bridgeton and Kilwinning were launching tennis balls and toilet rolls onto the pitch at Dens Park, Billy and Bruce down under were buying up tickets for Ange’s Homecoming Tour.
A warm up match against Western Sydney Wanderers would set the scene before launching a barrage of hatred about Catholics and immigrants at the Accor Stadium fuelled by a few tinnies and the sight of green and white.
Ibrox fans in Australia can now get a ring-side seat for Ange’s Homecoming Tour- while waiting for the first ever visit of their Tribute Act should they find an organiser or club prepared to accept a contract that they spent eight months negotiating over.
Thousands of rangers fans in Australia now have tickets for a Celtic friendly ???
— StMiley (@StMiley) March 31, 2022
The mrs has a cousin who lives over there in Perth,he’s already booked flights and got a ticket ?
— greenhillsbhoy (@Paulmullen4) March 31, 2022
Their descendants will be Celtic fans
— NaCeiltighAbú / BrenCelt (@brencelt) March 31, 2022
The backing band won’t be performing then. ??
— Rosses view (@RossesView) March 31, 2022
Never mind the ones who booked flights !!
— Skippy (@JohannMurdoch) March 31, 2022
It’s their loss, and a big one. Even without a penalty for breaking the contract, it was easy money for them and a lot of it! Fans will be asked to dig deep to make up for it.
— StMiley (@StMiley) March 31, 2022
#RangersFC will return to Australia this November with the club participating in the inaugural Sydney Super Cup, which will include the first ever international Old Firm fixture.
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— Rangers Football Club (@RangersFC) March 2, 2022
DIRTY COWARDS LEAVING THEIR OWN FANS IN THE SHITE EH THATS THE CHAMPIONS OF SCOTLAND ASWELL TRFC 2012.HAHAHEHEEEE SHITEBAGS OF LIEBROX