Keith Jackson proved that humour/irony isn’t dead with a stunning opinion piece this morning explaining the Imaginative Transfer Policy from Ibrox.
It seems that after picking up some loose change from Southampton the company has ditched the Player Trading Model based on picking up Dembele Dollars just like Selik.
Describing Antonio Colak and Tom Lawrence as part of a strategy is quite a stretch but once upon a time a scruffy wee guy from Motherwell was unveiled as Scotland’s richest man with wealth so far off the radar that the Daily Record had been unable to previously detect Mister Whyte.
Spending less than £2m on two journeymen in their late twenties is unlikely to transform a stale ageing squad that has delivered two out of 12 domestic trophies over the last four years.
Others are in the pipeline as van Bronckhorst rushes to spend whatever cash has been sent his way from the sale of Aribo. That deal involved a ‘significant undisclosed fee’ according to the club.
The complete mismanagement of the squad is best viewed in central defence where John Souttar joins Filip Helander, Nicky Katic, Calvin Bassey, Jack Simpson in the battle to partner Connor Goldson in central defence.
In three weeks time Van Bronckhorst faces a Champions League Third Round qualifier that is likely to test his Imaginative Transfer Policy.
Rangers transfer flurry is imaginative and signing persuasion can spark splendid summer | Keith Jacksonhttps://t.co/H3IOhQY6Uz
— Daily Record Sport (@Record_Sport) July 11, 2022
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— BOXER (@boxertoye) July 11, 2022
Colak who flopped in Greece. Tom Lawrence who managed to play 5 years plus in the championship and not 1 premier league team took a punt on him and Matondo who looked terrible in a Schalke team including Jonjo Kenny. Some business that ?
— Rob Jones (@robjonescfc) July 11, 2022
“Imaginative”??? is that the best you can come up with?
— Bernabhoy (@cellic1888) July 11, 2022
Is that them spending the significant undisclosed fee ?????ffs
— seanpaul (@seanpaul1967) July 11, 2022
Schalke weren’t in the Bundesliga last season, they were in 2. Bundesliga (2nd division in old money). Surely talent-spotting Keith knows the difference?
— Ian Mackay (@IgMackay67) July 11, 2022
“Matondo’s scorching pace – the youngster was twice clocked at over 22 miles per hour”, #MSM are getting desperate!!!
— mark wilson (@67curly) July 11, 2022
Scraping the barrel is imaginative
— Craig Whyte (@RIPRFC) July 11, 2022
So Rangers sell their best player and his replacement is a free transfer from derby while Celtic have spent over £15 mil so far. Can only imagine the headlines if this was the other way around.
— JxzhnMc (@JxzhnM) July 11, 2022
U have an undisclosed imagination Keith ??
— TB..1888? (@Tonyb19528846) July 11, 2022
“Imaginative” ?
More spin than a Bosch tumble-drier.
— John Molloy (@jbhoymolloy) July 11, 2022
Keech by name keech by nature.
This dobber has no shame, sense of embarrassment or professional integrity.
About as dignified and honest as a member of the cabinet.
With a face like a melted wellie and looking like a stuntman for the elephant man no wonder he has no shame.
He makes Davie Dodds look like Brad Pitt.
If that was Celtic and we had sold one of our best players and brought in who they have with 3 weeks to go until CL qualifiers
It would be a biscuit tin picture on the back page , pictures of Ange with his head in his hands and talk of ‘ CL Qualification sweats ‘
We where told they made millions more than the champions leauge I think they quoted around some figure of £50 million that included world club money if they won europa but it ended in tears and drought lovely .
More turd polishing.
Jackass Jackson King of the glue sniffers and King of the BOOZE JOCKEYS licking some serious brown stuff today with that article.
Mothrwell squinonare barry mckay . Every newco player attacked and spat on in a day and age of mobile phone cameras. Trump and the tory bigots do not have a look in compared to scotlands sevco media shame