According to the Guardian’s golf reporter the rest of the world has bladder issues while laughing at Celtic supporters.
That line of thought probably hints at some personal problems for the angriest Jambo on Twitter.
Despite the joys of Rory McIlroy winning the CJ Cup in Canada to return to top spot in the world rankings Ewan Murray’s weekend was dominated and ruined by Celtic beating his beloved Hearts at Tynecastle. It is now six wins on the bounce for Ange Postecoglou against Robbie Neilson’s side.
According to Murray the worst VAR issue of the seven goal thriller was the delay in awarding Hearts their first penalty. Celtic fans would happily have waited half an hour for Steven McLean to tell Nick Walsh to check the monitor over Michael Smith’s handling a pass from James Forrest.
Saturday’s defeat was the 11th time this season that Hearts have lost but defeats to the SPFL champions seem to hurt Murray more than the other regular spankings.
Saturday’s results leave Hearts in seventh place, just five ahead of Dundee United and Ross County in bottom place.
Putting his professional hat on the gold loving Jambo is a welcome figure in the media section at Celtic Park, being a long term friend of the club’s Communication Manager.
Celtic fans can comment whenever they like… they just have to forgive the rest of the world for pissing themselves with laughter. https://t.co/K3viyU8EVP
— Ewan Murray (@mrewanmurray) October 23, 2022
Or incur any penalties for cheating over a 10 year period by paying players & staff £47million into sub-trusts by the Murray Group, owned by ex-chairman Sir David Murray
— ?? Marko?? (@UsualSuspect717) October 23, 2022
You’re rattled again Ewan – beautiful
— Gerzinho (@fgfmurray) October 24, 2022
Such a bitter and twisted man. What a miserable way to live.
— The Quiet Man (@TheQuietMan17) October 23, 2022
— Hannibal (@Celticender1967) October 23, 2022
But you’re not laughing, far from it. pic.twitter.com/k5mq2R7ep2
— Cecil Teapot III (@CecilTeapot3) October 23, 2022
Big talk from a guy who said the worst decision of the game yesterday was a penalty that was ultimately given.
— kevmcg (@kevmcg7) October 23, 2022
Says the guy offended by Celtic tops at PGA tour events.
Scratch a Hearts fan and underneath you’ll find a….?— jinkysboots1967 (@jinkysboots1967) October 23, 2022
— KC (@1975CONGO) October 23, 2022
He’s spent a whole weekend moaning about it, the hurt from losing that game is clear and obvious….Just like the handball penalty
— Mark (@marksmith76) October 23, 2022
Oh dear Ewan. Celtic fans are pissing themselves laughing at teams fighting their way out the bottom 6
— Níallaigh Bhoy (@NorthStandNiall) October 24, 2022
Good to see you’re having a perfectly normal Sunday.
— Lainey D. ????????? (@Lainey__D) October 23, 2022
Albert Kidd 1986. You were there.
— Holywell Street (@StreetHolywell) October 24, 2022
They’re not laughing with you ewan, they’re laughing at you.
— NaCeiltighAbú / BrenCelt (@brencelt) October 24, 2022
Pathetic excuse for a journalist. An obsessed numpty who gets incensed at seeing a Celtic top at a golf tournament.
We live in his head rent free.
Save Scottish football.
Expose the cheats.
Scotlands media shame imposters one and all. It just proves why this place is a cesspit .i really do admire the foreign players who play for us they must be wondering what the hell is going on.
Along with keevins.he has to be the most bitter little currant bun on the scene . A total reprobate. Wait to your 2bit 2nd class junior rangers come to celtic Park. We won’t even kiss you b4 we f@@k you.