The campaign to reinvent David Martindale is being stepped up by his media messengers.
Two years ago BBC Scotland led the way as the SFA decided that a former drug dealer and money launderer was a fit and proper person to manage Livingston.
Wee Davie gave it chapter and verse to anyone that would listen, he really was a great wee guy that had made a few bad decisions that he was truly sorry about, a man out to repay society if not the Edinburgh flat that was the subject of a proceeds of crime investigation.
Now there is a job vacancy at Ibrox the wee man from Livingston is a prime contender, no one currently working in Scottish football has stronger true blue credentials.
At every opportunity Martindale puts himself forward, there won’t be a better opportunity than now to climb the marble staircase and get his portrait hung alongside legends like Warburton, Caixinha and Murty.
The Livi boss is on first name terms with many of the Ibrox first team squad, he appears on fan podcasts and pure talks their kind of language.
With Kenny Miller/Barry Ferguson/Kevin Thomson/Neil McCann as assistant a dream team could be put in place by the weekend that would have the full backing of every passionate bear.
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Davie martindale he loves the rangers
— Dougie (@dougiec72) November 21, 2022
Beale V Martindale next week, winner gets the Rangers job ? https://t.co/PCOfE9PF3D
— Russell ??????? (@PatersGonnaPate) November 21, 2022
Rangers are happy to announce the appointment of David Martindale on a 3 year contract
— R_Smithy2000 (@R_Smithy2000) November 21, 2022
David Martindale is the same price as Marcelo bielsa for the rangers job. Football heritage
— Wilkie (@benwilkie9) November 21, 2022
Martindale on his way to rangers training ground after hearing gio got sacked pic.twitter.com/CdWcpId7bl
— Blair MacKay (@BlairMacKay17) November 21, 2022
@SkyBet @RequestABet Price for David Martindale to be next Rangers manager with Kenny Miller as his assistant?
— Nathan (@nath1888) November 21, 2022
As much as I respect David Martindale as a coach, any Rangers official or fan who thinks his appointment as Rangers manager wouldn’t result in the tabloids digging deep in to his past for successive front page splashes is living in cloud cuckoo land.
— UF1872 (@HC1872) November 14, 2022
If Gio is indeed to leave today, who replaces him? Dyche? Martindale? Beale? #RangersFC
— ??????? ???? (@RangersBear55) November 21, 2022
Someone who cares about The Rangers, Martindale, Robinson with McCoist as assistant
— Duncan squires (@Duncansquires54) November 14, 2022
Bring it on,plumbing the depths of fantasy island, wee Davie the master tactician.
And well, we all know Wee Davie’s background, they are heading to being a mid table outfit.
Beale v Martinjail whoever sells the more smack is the winner and new manager of sevco,tenner bags and twenty bags galore.
Lol Martinjail the Poundland Pablo Escobar.
Martinjail is a perfect fit. A criminal joining what Brian Clough called ” a bunch of criminals”.
Apparently Scott(brother of Peter)Parker is to take over as the sevco manager and win and bring multiple trophies back to ibrox,this from another glue sniffing journalist at the daily sevco some crackpot called Graham Young.
You can just see the BROWN (take what you want from that meaning)stuff running down his legs when the guys show up with drug testing kits at ibrox.
Probably thinks someone is punting on his territory.
Lol remember that auld fud Heevins who talks through his nose that’s been broke in 9 different places about Gio the Fanny going through last season undefeated,ah the banter years have now returned.
Let’s all have a laugh at the sevco klub and their friends in the media playing tombola bingo management.
Fletcher’s first to do list a tour of the Scottish jails for some training exercises for sevco players to show them how tough things can be,Barlinie followed by Low Moss and then eased out with Castle Huntly.
You couldn’t actually make this up… the once mighty institution of the Glesca Rainjurz reduced to hiring an unsuccessful figure from the world of organised crime because they think he has the beating of ‘the tims’, when the prosaic reality is that anyone can “park the bus” and their results against us have as much to do with that appalling plastic pitch at Livingston stifling slick passing football and turning every game into a battle. If this comes to pass, it’s popcorn time.
*Martinjail’s trial judge.
Will training and tactics now involve things like how to make a shank to protect yourself in the showers? Scud – Poundland Pablo Escobar. Brilliant. FPML at that.
Castore are already looking at designs for strips involving arrows and syringes.
Wee arra peepo will never have been so apt.
What larks!
everyone in favor of the the Jakey say Aye !!!! chortles awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!! chortle!!!
Norman Stanley Fletcher.
Four lags had a dream.