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Even though his own team have amazingly gone more than a year without conceding a penalty in the SPFL one eagle-eyed Ibrox fan has uncovered a conspiracy in Celtic’s favour.
It isn’t the fast flowing football, it isn’t the goal-scoring midfielders and wingers, it isn’t even the well trained home ball boys that have contributed to Celtic’s nine point Premiership lead bolstered by a goal difference that is 25 better than Micky Beale’s All-Stars.
It’s a conspiracy ??? pic.twitter.com/RVGK0dJXGn
— If i speak i am in big trouble ? (@SpringboardEBT) February 5, 2023
Stealing upto 20 yards at throw-ins is apparently the real reason that Celtic have picked up 70 of the 75 points available to them.
Now that the conspiracy has been uncovered- the bears are on it- Ange Postecoglou will have to come up with some fresh tactics to keep the title from ending up at Ibrox.
It seems that Postecoglou’s run of luck is finally overwith.
Hot takes by The Peepo today –
1. Eilidh Barbour is a closet tim
2. 35 yr old Andy Considine deliberately loses to Celtic
3. Greg Taylor steals 20 yards at throw-ins
4. Rangers will leather ‘average’ Celtic in the Cup Final
5. Ange will crack under the pressure
?????? pic.twitter.com/wEmwTEqMiI
— _ (@WindyDiego) February 5, 2023
Fucking priceless, and I make no apology for my, “turn of phrase”.
Ahhh the ol wangers, my bad-should read ‘new wangers’!! Usual tripe from that joke of a klub/support who prob think that the little Micky b is
Gonna secure 2nd spot…
Talk about deluded. They really are the most moronic fan base ever.
I gather there was nothing wrong with the St Johnstone player who did exactly the same thing seconds before Taylor’s heinous crime?
Talk about deluded. They really are the most moronic fan base ever.
Angry bears indeed.
Come the 26th, they won’t be any happier either.
Unable to win the LC.
Unable to win the SPL title.
Unable to secure CL Group Stage automatic entry – and guaranteed monies.
Unable to splash the cash to replace Gio’s squad in the summer…
It would be tragic – if it wasn’t so funny!
Long may it continue: Angry Bears v. Happy Tims. 🙂
Comforting lies! Is the ‘ poisons” way hence they let oldco die in did nothing!! Later this month they no doubt be doing something they do have a ‘ world record ” for invading parks!! World champs at that are Der Hun” from Motherwell to Barcelona tho Hampden their favourite , check it out!! Utter scum I see another Treble incoming lads!! Hail Hail ?????
Awww comment not going up !! Ok then to summerise the huns love comforting lies ! And invading parks!which they no doubt do later this month after we put first trophy in the cabinet of another Treble!
I agree wae him. Also, the SFA should dock the champions of Scotland 10 points and make big Joe wear fluffy handcuffs fir the remainder o the season….
HH
CELTIC do the exact opposite they take the throw in as fast as possible from the very spot It went out “unlike every other team in Scotland” however when we are prevented from taking it as fast as possible we then do what everyone else including “the rangers” we steal a few yards ….. we then pass it back to the person taking the throw in …. unlike all other teams including “the rangers” having stolen a few yards they throw it further up the park
This obsessed wee dweeb pr1ck must spend so much more time watching Celtic in his mum’s basement than his beloved Sevco to come up with this pish. Can’t say I blame him, but still very sad – especially as this nonsense is the best he can come up with. Or maybe he’s the guy that does VAR at all our games and that’s how he knows this. Would certainly explain a lot.