With the full range of Scottish newspapers to select from BBC Scotland turned to Teamtalk for the top story in their Gossip Column.
Douglas Park stepping down as Ibrox chairman looks like the biggest story of the day but in a bid to share some good news the state broadcaster are trying to hype up interest in Alfredo Morelos. Again.
During six years at Ibrox there has barely been a sniff of interest in the Colombian striker but that has never prevented BBC Scotland from presenting fake news:
Aston Villa, Crystal Palace, Everton, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Burnley and Middlesbrough are considering a move for 26-year-old Colombia striker Alfredo Morelos, who is out of contract with Rangers this summer. (Teamtalk)
Strangely Galatasaray and Sevilla are missing from the list, even with no transfer fee involved there will be minimum interest in the former HJK Helsinki starlet.
After eight years in Europe a return to Colombia looks on the cards for Morelos with only a big money offer from Mexico likely to change his mind.
They do know hes leaving for feck all, don’t they?
No fee, nada, nothing, zilch e6c
Clowns
The fact that Morelos will leave Ayebrokes for zilch,nada,nowt isn’t a problem for the MSM as they will simply spin it as The 2angers held onto their prize asset despite the massive offers they received from the likes of (insert name of well known European big hitter) and thus proving the galacticos of Skinter Milan / Juanquid Madrid are back where they belong among Europes elite.
They will roll it in red ,white and blue glitter if you like.
If any Club truly wanted Morelos he would already been sold.
The MSM Psorts Journos are nothing more than fanzine writers.
In other news : Read twice post once.
Big Alfoodo will be treading carefully over his choice of next club ! Due diligence will be off the scale . He will pick the club with the best selection of Scooby snacks ! I mean you have to pick your next venture with priority being the best scran … Right ! Yaggeeee…..
Must be running out of lists
Why any club would want him beats me, just a child on the park, and barely scored against the mighty Celtic
If I was a Club, I might be after Alfie myself. But … ¬!