Daily Record are first to run with the Kenny Miller’s calculator SPFL table

It was only a matter of time before one of them got on board. Take a bow at Football Scotland/Daily Record as they became the first to publish the Kenny Miller SPFL Calculator league table.

Since the celebrated appointment of Micky Beale six months ago the Scottish media have been waiting for the moment- with Celtic in the midst of trophy celebrations there is no better time than now to give traumatised bears hope for a better tomorrow. #FCNEXTSEASON.

With the prizes dished out, with the champions taking their foot off the gas James Tavernier, John Lundstram and Todd Cantwell have finally hit form, as has Nico Raskin if only he hadn’t suffered a sore knee.

Two weeks after Celtic beat Hearts to go 13 points clear with four matches left to play Miller played The Joker on Sportscene last night.

With multiple appearances lined up this week on Radio Clyde, Sky Sports, TalkSPORT and Radio Scotland there is no greater media messenger than Miller to bang the drum on behalf of the deluded.

Miller thinks that he is winding up Celtic fans with his alternative truth- the reality is that he is simply making Mark Fotheringham’s former assistant even more unemployable in the real world of football.

On Saturday Celtic will be presented with the real SPFL Premiership trophy which should be the signal for Miller to take a quick break before explaining why the future of Scottish football should be planned around Kieran Dowell, Dujan Sterling and Jose Cifuentes.

NOTE: Football Scotland is the digital Daily Record, sharing the same beliefs as the fading Glasgow publisher looking to engage with the younger generation of the Gullible & Deluded.

Rangers under Beale: 55 points
Celtic since Beale: 54 points

Kenny Miller claims small Rangers victory over Celtic as Michael Beale points total shows they’ve gone ‘toe to toe’

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— Football Scotland ????????? (@Football_Scot) May 21, 2023

Trophies are all that matters, You don’t get anything for being the First Loser. Remind me, Who Won the League Cup, Who Won the League Title, who knocked the rangers out of the Scottish Cup. Who is One Win away from Yet Another Treble. Two down, One to go. Trophies Matter. pic.twitter.com/683PM0n8vf

— Anthony Sheridan Neil ll (@AnthonyNumamoid) May 21, 2023

But if you only count league games this month sevco are 3 points to the good with a +3 GD #ifYERmawHADbawsFC

— jonnybhoy (@jonnybhoyabides) May 21, 2023

Played 5 since he’s been here

Lost 3
Drew 1
Won 1 after the league was over

— Mac (@AM___1888) May 21, 2023

13 points ahead when league was won and pumped out of two cups but aye nae bother spud

— fuzzy ? smell the glove (@fuzzywuzzy39) May 21, 2023

When Beale came in Rangers were competing for 3 trophys its 178 days later and Rangers are competing for none. Celtic have won 2 of those and are on course for the 3rd.

— Jordan Murphy (@JordanMurphy_25) May 21, 2023

Kenny still looking for that approval ? the desperation is of the scale man.

— Paul (@PaulWBhoy) May 21, 2023

When Usain Bolt crosses the finish line the race is over. That’s the winning margin, he can’t be ‘caught up’ after that.

— 137 Enormous Larks (@Blarrknulp) May 21, 2023