Soccer Football - Scottish Premiership - Rangers v Celtic - Ibrox, Glasgow, Scotland, Britain - September 3, 2023 Rangers' Todd Cantwell receives medical attention after sustaining an injury Action Images via Reuters/Lee Smith
During a podcast that was edited down to 1 hour and 45 minutes Todd Cantwell claimed that he barely uses social media.
The former Norwich City starlet was feeling sorry for himself when he sat down to chat to The Beautiful Game about his incredible career and fantastic lifestyle.
With his baseball hat the wrong way round Cantwell came over like a teenager speaking without permission in the attic of his parents home.
After his early promise at Carrow Road dropped off a cliff he took comfort on social media, dancing for TikTok alongside some deep and meaningful images to show what a complex and thoughtful character he is.
We killed Todd with one line.
You’ll always be TikTok Todd to us. pic.twitter.com/zXzG2HBjIr
— 20 Minute Tims (@20MinuteTims) October 16, 2023
As the career decline accelerated time spent on social media increased with Micky Beale finding him the perfect platform at Ibrox last January.
Being irrelevant on the pitch as Celtic swept to another Treble the midfield starlet played straight to the emotions of the bears with a string of uber-staunch social media posts.
‘He gets it’ was the reaction of most bears as they convinced themselves that a no-mark footballer from the EPL had bought into their toxic ethos to such an extent that he’d turn down £20m moves back to England in favour of playing at the run down stadium on Glasgow’s south side.
Crawler Cantwell was the only Ibrox player to express sympathy for Micky Beale after he was sacked.
Great news for Ibrox fans is that their star midfielder has almost recovered from the sore leg that has saw him posted missing since losing to Celtic on September 3.
Says he doesn’t use it ??
— B (@BrianMcVeigh7) October 16, 2023
It’s all about me! Self centered Twat looking for sympathy from his own doing! pic.twitter.com/nviPUhRJYE
— Bigsteamers (@bigsteamers) October 16, 2023
? Welcome to #RangersFC, @ToddCantwell_10 pic.twitter.com/jl3DMA7UgQ
— Rangers Football Club (@RangersFC) January 23, 2023
As long as Cantendwell remains sevco’s best outfield player,
[well, the bar is quite low in the current squad],
CFC just won’t face a serious challenge from the ibrox club.
Just looking at that photo, and the guy on the right’s hand is unfeasibly close to Barbie’s genitalia.
Is it Ken and is it Luuuuuurv?
Needs to hit the airbrush gym again to build up his airbrush biceps…. just looks like a girning, skinny tw@t as usual.
This guy is a real life Walter Mitty.
He lives in dreamy cloud-cuckoo land.
The greatest ever match made in heaven (hell after The Glasgow Derby) for him and The Sevco Huns !
“came over like a teenager speaking without permission in the attic of his parents home”. That was a great line, made me laugh.