Paranoid Novo launches attack on SFA and ‘PETER’!

Nacho Novo has launched another attack on the SFA through his Instagram account.

The Spanish striker has bought fully into the paranoia of social media believing that a sinister campaign between Celtic, the SFA and the Vatican are behind the seven years of misery that he has endured.

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Right how I’m gone star here ….. 3 guys on a panel if they see that was a dive listen time stop drinking how a said before all of yous Sfa need to stop that yous killing the game also how that PETER Celtic director can put his wee friends on that is a disgrace we no ask for any favours but this is getting out of control I’m a rangers fan yeah and I’m proud to be but fuck me wake up yous destroy the game ????????????????????????????

A post shared by Nacho Novo (@nnovo10) on Mar 15, 2019 at 9:41am PDT

Yesterday the SFA rejected an appeal from Alfredo Morelos over a booking that he picked up for diving during the Scottish Cup defeat from Aberdeen.

Rather than look at the failings of the £20m rated international strike ace it seems that the result was part of an SFA conspiracy to ensure another season without silverware for Novo and his friends.

While the strain of a possible TREBLE TREBLE is clearly a massive shadow over Ibrox it’s believed that HMRC have stepped up recovery procedures on many of Novo’s team-mates who enjoyed disguised remuneration paid without deduction of Income Tax or National Insurance.

With a popular wine bar on Paisley Road HMRC won’t need to look far to recover some of Novo’s assets to repay Her Majesty.