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All about Celtic, eh Tom? Crass English can’t resist despite his Shane Warne humiliation

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Despite the BBC having to apologise for the crass actions of their chief sports writer in Scotland, Tom English just can’t get over his obsession with Celtic. 

A legendary cricketer dies in his fifties- Selik. Club from Ibrox win a European tie- Selik again. 

It seems that being in Scotland for the best part of 20 years without a sniff of a worthwhile story has forced English to settle for a life on social media trying to get reactions to give him some relevance. 

Having written Celtic off entirely in pre-season English and his colleagues at BBC Scotland are feeling very uncomfortable about the next few week. 

Domestically Celtic have won 15 and drawn once in their last 16 matches, if Ange Postecoglou wins his next three matches English will have to return to a subject in which he is most definitely way out of his comfort zone. 

Last night, House Paddy as he is affectionately known as within BBC Scotland, was starting to show the strain of the scenario that he dreads. 

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  • Tony B says:

    Here Old Uncle Tom, we’ve got some lovely soup for you, and it’s your favourite – Royal Windsor!

    West Brit Chowder!

    Numnumnumnumnum.

  • Pan says:

    I think English is beginning to feel his irrelevance!

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