GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - MAY 23: Celtic's Liam Scales during the changing room celebrations during the Scottish Gas Men's Scottish Cup Final between Celtic and Dunfermline Athletic at Barclays Hampden, on May 23, 2026, in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Craig Foy/SNS Group via Getty Images)
Celtic’s double winners were joined by a Tina Turner classic as they celebrated at Hampden on Saturday.
‘The Best, not as it has been renamed Simply The Best has been an Ibrox anthem for decades but is now being thrown back into the faces of the Gullible & Deluded.
For years The Best would blast over the PA system at Ibrox as their fans lapped up their delusional superiority complex.
Bears would nod and smile to each other with a nod to the claim that they were The World’s Most Successful Club.
Sadly that club died in 2012. Fans refused to put their hands in their pockets as Prince Andrew’s mum refused a CVA offered by Charles Green.
With 115 titles to their name, many won by ineligible players being paid money into Offshore Trusts, it was all over for Rangers.
Ranjurs have to get rid of that song surely now ???????????????? holy fuck man pic.twitter.com/KBVz0NmIbU
— Canadian Celtic Bhoy (@cancelticbhoy) May 23, 2026
Celtic have been a trophy winning machine all of this century.
In December 2016 Brendan Rodgers led the club to their 100th trophy by winning the League Cup. He added an invincible treble that season then retained all three trophies in the 2017/18 season.
CELTIC- SCOTLAND’S MOST SUCCESSFUL CLUB
Over the last 10 years Celtic have won five trebles and four doubles. In the freakish lockdown season nothing was won.
In December 2024 they won the League Cup to take them onto a trophy haul of 119, ahead of the combined total of both Ibrox clubs.
Celtic are now on 122 trophies. The 1938 Empire Exhibition Cup and 1953 Coronation Cup wins aren’t included.
Callum McGregor and James Forrest have been heavily involved in the successes over the last decade. They know the significance of singing The Best.
Many Celtic fans have been reluctant to take up the eighties classic from Tina Turner.
Now endorsed by the Celtic players it looks like yet another comfort blanket for Ibrox fans is about to be taken.
Despite their successes on the park Celtic have yet to win the Close Season Cup.
Since Joey Barton, Nicky Kranjcar and Pip Senderos joined the Warburton Revolution in 2016 that trophy has remained at Ibrox.
By signing Lawrence Shankland it looks like Danny Rohl has secured the trophy for another season.
Couldnt pay me enough money to sing that shite
Simply Looking His Best – the Dressing Room Diva Danny La Rohl was sounding and looking like a right Tina Turnoff. The rain in Spain fell mainly aboard the plane journey home, his future reign at Sevco is also set for a bleak outlook.
Fetching his outfit from Spain, belle of the ball Danny Rohl returned to make a grand entrance waltzing down the Marbella staircase back at Ibrox to fans chandeliers and expectations. Herr model professionals went a broad to do Strictly, squad bonding sessions. The camp in their designer gear knew they’d be given a good dressing down in preparation for the breakaway.
Danny “I’m free” Rohl fastened his candelabra and took the Liberace to slip into a dress the side parting, his intentions were to get the measure of his reluctant squad at a debriefing, finding the right transit essential apparel to get them looking fit and ‘ready’ was all done in the best possible taste, darlings.
After his quick change over, some bacame Julian Clary of being left on their Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen with him, he’d gone too Carr and it was Norton for a gown man to fashion the side in that type of Paul O’Grady’s ensemble. He was told to frock off and warned if he Biggins to Fry it on again during ballroom practice the wig would come off. The mood music altered during the trip, as you know when you’ve been Tango’d.
Izzard enough to have lost the league in the third place but had it not been for Danny La Rue to suggestive they try out a risqué closet formation and become a queens XI, jewellery things may have worked out differently. He can’t Marie Antoinette no satisfaction from the result his team didn’t play ball, additionally their game went to blouses and Costa del League, gracias!
Boy George, what a beautiful day!
They should add the punchline…
“YOU’RE SEVCO DE – PRESSED !!!