NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 2: Former Rangers striker Ally McCoist speaks to camera for TNT Sports during the Premier League match between Newcastle United and Manchester United at St. James Park on December 2, 2023 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. (Photo by Alex Dodd - CameraSport via Getty Images)
Foul mouth Ally McCoist let his true feelings show at the Open Goal event at the Glasgow Hydro.
Celtic’s title win number 56 has turned out to be one too many for many across Scotland with McCoist as bitter as they come.
He may be England’s favourite co-commentator and pundit but there is another side to McCoist that his media chums won’t go near.
Now and then it surfa6ces. In March 2024 he boasted on TalkSPORT about his intention to commit hate crimes in a match against Celtic.
Of course, after a token 24 hours of media interest the issue was dropped. Just like Phil Clement’s title challenge and Jack Butland’s England hopes.
Recently McCoist has been roaring conspiracy about a number of things.
Ranging from SPFL Premiership fixture announcements to the use of VAR.
On Friday night he was in front of a boisterous audience with the Open Goal crew.
CELTIC HAS BROKEN MCCOIST
Much of those in attendance had celebrated Celtic’s title win against Hearts, an issue that McCoist has yet to comment on.
When McCoist was introduced the chant of CHAM PEE ONEES went up and the mask slipped.
Using his favourite F word McCoist commented on the empty Celtic trophy room during his playing days.
In 1998 he left Rangers with Celtic champions of Scotland.
There were five barren seasons at Celtic but the big shiny cup won in 1967 pushed Dave Murray into the decisions that liquidated Rangers.
Great from Ally McCoist? pic.twitter.com/sntZEsSmtK
— Ross McCulloch (@Rossmac212) May 25, 2026
Three trophy wins plus a Petrofac Cup success in 14 years have left McCoist a broken man.
Celtic’s domestic domination has highlighted that since 1988 under Murray there has barely been a trophy won honestly by either Ibrox club.
McCoist managed both.
His CV includes cup defeats to Falkirk, Queen of the South, Inverness Caley Thistle, Alloa, Raith Rovers and Falkirk. Not really something to crack gags about.
Especially when your players were staying at Trump Turnberry to prepare to face Stranraer.
His latest outburst will be put down to passion. Playing to the audience, showing that he is one of the lads.
The truth is that McCoist and others can’t handle a level playing field. Where Celtic are the biggest and most successful club in Scotland.
His anger is another source of joy for Celtic fabs after a difficult season ended up with two more trophies.
Ally McCoist drops savage Celtic trophy claim as fired-up Rangers icon bites back at goading fan chant ??https://t.co/D708Dhv4hj pic.twitter.com/goSdHON0gk
— Daily Record Sport (@Record_Sport) May 26, 2026
GIRFUY McCoist
Long may it continue.
Note the headline the DR used , if that was a Celtic player it’d be something like ..
‘ Bitter ex Celt in embarrassing onstage foul mouthed rant ‘
I was given a ticket for this event. I didn’t know Fat Sally was going to be there. Apart from a few people it was a total hun fest. I hated every minute and left very early. There was McCoist, Halliday, Ferguson, Dalziel, Kyle, McCormack and Grado. What are Ferry and Slane mixing with them for.
Disgusting human being…no class, no professionalism and no self awareness.
Wonder if the media will run with this?
Cos u could bet your last that if that had been a Sutton or a Petrov they would’ve been absolutely torn apart in the rags for such an outburst .
The media fkin love it ,the prick writing it was creaming in his y’s that sooooper ally gave it to them Tim’s. ..
Trophy Count for that C*unt…
# Celtic 122 v Sevco 3 !
Yer club is 13 years and 301 days old today Swally…
Digest that ya failed father and scruffy fu**er !!!
This meltdown looks like it will continue throughout the summer months and beyond. It just shows level of ingrained bigotry and hatred that exists against Celtic FC and their supporters in Bonny Scotland today.
An update on the ‘shitshow’ in the Celtic boardrooom: The Great Desmondo is in the habit of taking a 6 a.m. morning constitutional (brisk walk) to start his day. Not anymore. He’s 18 months into a course of treatment and that suntan of his is a side effect of it. The Celtic Fan Collective may be dealing with Ross Desmond far sooner than anticipated. Laugh all you like at the Huns, these are dangerous times for Celtic FC.
The best feeling’s the celtic fans have ever had and it was in 2012 when the police from down south kicked the doors off of liebrox for cheating for years using EBT AND SIDELETTERS so the pure cheating bastards were liquidated and put to there deaths RIP SCUMHUNS..but thats the only way yous could won anything and cheating it was so well done to the the police down south because if it was police scotland then we know the answer with they masonic fuckpigs who would have brushed it under corrupt hampden just like the sfa.spfl done so expect alot of cheating form the officials because they wont like celtic being on top for playing a fair game and never cheated once but the scumhuns know best they’re still the same club so why did C.Green buy oldco history for a £1 eh if its the same club fucking shite houses at cheating liebrox..
The father of the Hit And Run Driver!!
I didn’t know Tobermory, or whatever the fuck he’s called, was a Hit and Run driver.
In my day that was classed as among the lowest of the low.
Still, he had a good bigot/racist to set an example for him.
I blame the parents.
And then they DIED!
And Fat sally helped to kill them.
Tell you what, Fletch – that McCoist is bitter and twisted auld man!
Rest In Poverty sectarian scum . Clatty sally how’z the gardner and the misses ? Ya HOBO .
In fairness the guys a decent gardener !!!!!!
HH
It must be a sore one for Sleekit and sevco supporters?
They know, that we know, that our team was mince for the vast majority of last season.
…yet MON still delivered a Double!
Might have been sevco / hertz’ best chance to win the league, mibbees for another 5 years…? 🙂
A foul mouth and foul human being
The fat, scruffy old has-been should put on his golden boots and give himself a right good kick in the b*ws with one and a swift boot up the *rse with the other. I’m reminded that neither of his size 34’s measured up to Larsson’s size 53 and Henrik was given the correct measurement of merit outside the top five leagues. In fact a lot of Ally’s feats have been surpassed or devalued when closely compared to other opponents records.
Behind his fake persona of a cheeky chappie is a bitter sneaky figure who is no Peter Griffin. He’s ugly both inside and outside, his ego is dwindling, a realization he is a boring old fart that has to look back on a football career for any self worth and in the present use the media to utter sly contemptuous nonsense to try and grab headlines and make himself still feel relevant.
A career that brought modest success is tainted by his behaviour off the field and the failings of his personal life. He is no gentleman and doesn’t know how to conduct himself, the underhand dealings he had with Deadco & Sevco reveal the real truth of the Peepuls champion.
There’s a lack of dignity, he hides the vile Dorian Gray character behind the chuckles but the mask of youth has also been stripped away too. There isn’t even a grudging respect for his past achievements, he hasn’t helped himself or anyone around him, if he has it was for his own vanity. Sorry, but your a complete ars*hol* and even your own audience know it.
“You always own the option of having no opinion. There is never any need to get worked up or to trouble your soul about things you can’t control.” A quote from Marcus Aurelius a Roman Emperor. James Forrest of the Celtic Blog has started to have an influence on me. I think. I also blame Eric Knott of Read Celtic for the use of colourful language, I’m certain.