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6 thoughts on “Delight for Kris Boyd as one signing secures the Close Season Cup for Danny Rohl

  1. Good on RFC!! They moved and snapped him up whilst Man City, Real Madrid and a host of Top Clubs slept off their Trophy Winners Hangovers! And FOC!! Brilliant!
    Only in Scotland would this be given the extraordinary Big Licks from the MSM. The Laptop Loyal Lapdogs will go to town on this free transfer of a Bang Average Player!

  2. Just wait to you see who they have lined up to join him,the names will blow you away.
    There won’t be a game on TV throughout the World Cup that a player from that country will be linked with them heading to Govan.

  3. “He also understands what Rangers (sic) football club is all about.”

    Aye it’s DEAD.

    Apart from that, what is it all about?

  4. He’ll also understand Tony B that (‘Rangers’ deceased c.2012) have a doppelgänger replacement called Sevco FC…

    Who have won THREE miserly trophies in 13 years and 301 fu**in days as of today !

  5. To baldly go no where, it’s life as they know it

    Sevco state they offer an out of this world experience to all and because winning trophies is alien to them, they’ve developed a new mode of transport to launch a recruitment drive to infinity and beyond, travelling in SpeX’s RNIB-MK3 spacecraft Appalling Eleven. The cost-naught-a-lots will touch down at Cape Farcical a nuclear confusion site, based in Ibrox with a state of the art inferiority complex.

    The astronuts are paidloads to undertake a mission impossible, the Sol aim is to become Champions. They didn’t planet well this season having only Close Encounters of the Third Kind, it’s NASA easy to Eclipse Celtic’s achievements, UFO was the message sent back to the challengers craft. The dark matter of the Asterix Years when the RFC had the Gaul to cheat, gives the Sevco49Gers Zero Integrity, sightings of Liquidated RFC spaced out zombie Klingons now have nothing to phone home about, be good!

    The incoming creatures who have the same DNA are given a medical to test if they’re dead or alive, a Trump IQ test for any sign of intelligence present, once they’ve failed that a contract gets signed for them. The assortment of creatures named from the Galaxy XI are GK Han So-Slow, Buzz Nightmare, Neil Headstrong, Frank Enstein, Lawrence Shankland (illogical captain), Luke Skylarker, Venus Flycrap, Comet Suicide, Atlas Elastoplast, Cosmos Harm and Warped Mind they will no doubt prove themselves a better side than last season but will ultimately turn out to be galactic mistakes for the club. The Delaware consortium will be floating around until their oxygen levels run out leaving Hybroxia in a state of unconsciousness.

  6. While I don’t rate Shankland very highly, the ugly mob are at least getting on with business in line with a defined strategy while we haven’t yet revealed who will be sitting in the home dugout next season despite having an interim head coach in charge for nearly five months now….

    Sevco “going the Jock Wallace route” might be amusing on paper but we were so poor last season that their ragbag team could have overtaken us if they had the nerve. Wallace himself might have caused some amusement when he had them running up sand dunes all summer but that fitness-based approach when combined with our board selling off prize assets and failing to reinvest the profits back in the team meant he won the championship after three seasons.

    Beware the lessons of history, Celtic.

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