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2 thoughts on “Desperate McCoist advertises for Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct

  1. Do I look big in this?

    The video clip has a fat Sally on our Alley standing at the corner like a gossiping old rent boy with his arms crossed to hide his man boobs and pot belly. There’s an unimpressed ragman blowing a trumpet in Ally’s face helping to dry the Thora Hird placed Sevco tears. If that advert is to get you buying a Scotland top, count me out.

    Aunt Sally should start counting the calories before he thinks about adding up the value of all his unethical Sevco shares, folk are likely to give the scruffy old tramp their loose change anyway.

    All that gardening provided an abundance of fruit and veg, they would have been well irrigated of courshe when Ally started talking to the plants. You’d think that with all the walking away he did at Ibrox he’d be fit, but it looks as though he’s been eating the surplus harvest.

    He and the onion bears are in a vegetative state at the minute due to Sevco finishing third, they are on to plums if they think they’ll do any better next season, they’re a blight on the league.

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