There are few certainties in life beyond death, taxes and Hugh Keevins predicting the demise of Celtic.
This season he has been in outstanding form.
Whether it is on Radio Clyde or in the Daily Record the elderly shock jock has been a model of consistency.
Without fail he has predicted a win for the Ibrox club that he calls Rangers.
Going into 35 rounds of fixtures he has predicted a win every time. Alongside that Celtic have probably been tipped to win half of their matches.
Even under Martin O’Neill the oldest voice in the Scottish media circuit predicted glory for Danny Rohl in both the League Cup and in the Scottish Cup.
Celtic would be bottom 6 if his predictions had any reality. Would be interesting for someone to actually check it out and do a season table based on Mr Keevins score predictions @gordonduncan7 ….come on.
It’s been an all time embarrassing showing from him.
— Tony C (@Green_Hoops67) May 6, 2026
Saturday on Radio Clyde was typical. To be fair to Keevins in Cammy Bell and Gordon Dalziel he wasn’t joined by future members of MENSA.
All three predicted an away win at Tynecastle on Monday night. There wasn’t a flicker of doubt. Keevins also tipped Celtic to draw away to Hibs.
Over the last month or so Radio Clyde listeners have been told that Celtic have a zero percent chance of winning the SPFL Premiership title.
KEEVINS- DETESTED BY CELTIC SUPPORTERS
Celtic fans are puzzled at the way Keevins has acted in his latter years.
During the eighties while at The Scotsman he would be a regular guest at events for Celtic Supporters Clubs.
It seems that breaking into journalism in the seventies from a non-traditional background left him deeply scarred.
In order to prove himself as one of the lads he went overboard to befriend figures at Ibrox.
By the nineties he had convinced himself that he was actually a friend of Walter Smith and Ally McCoist. In private both of them detested Keevins but played along with the game.
Having spectacularly jumped the dyke Keevins has no credibility among Celtic supporters.
There are a number of derogatory names used to describe his type. He is knock to prefer pea and ham over chicken noodle.
With the bitter old man of broadcasting still draining a wage circulation of the Daily Record and Sunday Mail is hovering around 30,000 copies a day.
There are ten days left in the SPFL title race, hopefully Celtic can pull off another title win for Keevins to chew over through the summer.
The death of Rangers in the summer of 2012 and his cherished Old Firm left him permanently damaged.
“Skov Olson is THE marquee signing of the January window – Celtic should pay attention. An outstanding Danish international in the mould of that other great Dane…” – H Keevins, 31 Jan 2026
— Slimshady (@Slimshady1961) May 4, 2026
For Fuck’s Sake – Is he still alive and kicking with The Scummy’s
Is he still even alive…
Most folks are in easy retirement at his age…
Not being making themselves detested by one and all !
Think he’s does it to keep him in a job ?
I see Ian ‘now ‘ Durrant is back on the scene embarrassing himself and us again with his shocking lack of understanding of the english language ? He looks like he’s been renting out Saddam’s old bunker for living quarters going by his demeanor ? He keeps throwing in the word ‘ now’ almost every sentence ! I went to the shop for sweeties…now . Now , I bought rolls and the daily Record ..now ! I phoned my pal now Coisty …now ! Now I think this guy is stone bonkers bammy …now and always !
The smell of pish from him in that confined spaced studio must be HONKING.
Just like his predictions,every game Celtic play they will lose,but sevco will win.
He’s that F*****G dopey and stupid he will double down with sevco to win the title,having one of his many senior moments.
Nothing New..
Another Weak Fenian ..
His brother was our local priest, you couldn’t find two brothers with such opposite personalities.
His son is a respected journalist in Brighton.
I’m pretty sure he’s at the Evening Argus which is the “Go to” paper in Sussex.