Rent Free- How Celtic destroyed Ewen Cameron

The damage caused by Celtic’s season 26/27 title win can’t be underestimated.

Three matches into the new season and nutters like Ewen Cameron are screaming conspiracy at every turn.

Even Michael Stewart has decided to join in as he shakes off the credibility that he once had to get on message.

Celtic’s win at Dundee United has triggered Sam Nicholson type vibes as once again the Laws of the Game are applied to matches involving Scotland’s most successful club. No longer is levelling up being applied.

As Kasper Hogh was fouled on the six yard line the ball struck his arm before falling to Camilo Duran who scored.

Steven McLean saw nothing wrong with it, his brother is a former Rangers youth team player.

On VAR duty Greg Aitken has a picture with Ally McCoist on his Facebook profile.

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Neither could find a way to disallow Duran’s goal.

That hasn’t stopped Cameron and his ilk from howling at the moon.

This season they have Bobby Madden lending his support. Madden is from a similar DNA pool as John Beaton. They detest Celtic.

Last season Cameron almost managed to convince himself that he was a Hearts fan. Jambo-bear is well named.

As Derek McInnes and his side imploded so too did the C-list celeb. The anger was everywhere. Conspiracy central.

He had played the fun filled Jambo through most of the season but as the race came to a close he lost the plot.

Every decision in Celtic’s favour came with sinister overtones. Cameron took inspiration from the darkest corners of social media.

Not a peep was heard about the atrocious decisions by David Dickinson, Don Robertson, Douglas Ross and Calum Scott as Celtic edged past Hibs 2-1 at Easter Road.

With both of Cameron’s clubs struggling at the start of this season the prospect of a sixth successive Celtic title is very real.

Expect Cameron, Madden and Stewart to join the howling bears as SFA officials apply the Laws of the Game in Celtic fixtures.