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4 thoughts on “Self inflicted- McInnes reveals why Shankland won’t play again this year”

  1. He stands around most of the game doing he haw, so it’s nowt to do with var. His 1st game he ran for 2.6km, I can walk that in 22 minutes!

  2. After a VAR review, Shankland is NOT injured and only has to turn up ready to play. Once on the pitch VAR promises to take over and do even more ‘solids’ for their ‘brothers’.

    Penalties will be thick and fast unlike Shankland who only fits the first part of that.

    He can just stand beside the ball and toe-poke The New Huns to victory, thereby avoiding any suggestion of injury. A further pledge from the VAR ‘brothers’ is that if Shankland misses a toe-poke then an opposition player immediately sees red twice: a red card followed by red mist due to open cheating.

    Of course regarding ‘them’ at Sellik the VAR brothers will continue to cheat and even intensify it if ‘they’ look like winning 15 titles out of 16. Finally the VAR brothers have requested a name change to the Blue’s Brothers to be more transparent in their daily dialogue and partying with their favourite team.

    There’s a potential copyright problem but with a name like that the VAR brothers expect no issues.

    Just the same as what they expect from the Sellik board who perennially sit at the back of the bus with their traps firmly shut.

    Come all ye young Rebels and list’n while I sing…………

    For the hatred of Rangers, is a wonderful thing,

    In two thousand and twelve there, the 1st of them died,

    And it won’t be too long till, the 2nd one’s fried.

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