Ewan Cameron craves attention and publicity. At any price.
Throughout his life he has craved the attention of others. Whatever the cost.
Being a C-list celeb in the shallow pool of Scottish talent isn’t much fun. It isn’t lucrative either.
CAMERON IN TRUE BLUE HEAVEN
Cameron has been kicking around the fringes of the Scottish media scene for ages. Real Radio and STV2 are along the outlets that he has helped push into oblivion.
Throughout his career a dislike of Celtic has always been to the fore.
A token Hearts fan he has never experienced anything to compare with the joy of skipping around Ibrox when Steven Gerrard was appointed manager.
Celtic have won trebles before and after Gerrard. Hearts have managed to win even less trophies than their cousins. In season 2014/15 they shared the Championship with Hibs. The Edinburgh brand won promotion.
It looked like this season would be the one to end all of the pain and misery that have followed Cameron’s career. What could go wrong when you have two horses in a three horse race.
Unfortunately for Cameron the other horse had Martin O’Neill in the saddle. Way to skilled for Del Boy McInnes and Danny Boy Rohl.
I’m never making another stupid fecking bet for the rest of my life.
Thanks for coming everyone.
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— Ewen Cameron (@EwenDCameron) May 20, 2026
The STV Radio Football Show has provided Cameron with a platform this season.
Ronnie Charters of STV hosts it with Jambo-bear Cameron adding a fans view of events.
Week by week Celtic have been trashed and written off.
For much of this season Celtic have been third favourites. They have been way below the standards of previous seasons.
Hearts have surpassed expectations, Danny Rohl has taken the media hype to heart only to discover that he had the same duds as previous managers.
With five matches to go Celtic were the outsiders of the three. But they just kept on winning.
ONCE AGAIN- CELTIC RE THE CHAMPIONS
Faced with pressure and expectations for the first time this season Rohl’s bottle crashed. Four defeats on the bounce left Cameron with one horse in the race.
‘All’ that they needed was a draw in the final match of the season, fixture 38 away to Celtic.
A Celtic title win was beginning to look possible.
Ever the big mouth Cameron has promised to wear a full Celtic kit to a live audience for the STV Football show at Oran Mor.
Earlier this week he took a pounding on the show, on Wednesday night he walked into the hall in his full Celtic kit.
This season his call outs and predictions have gathered an audience. All that he has ever wished for. Much like his soul-mate Kris Boyd.
Nope.
Pars top for me ?
— Ewen Cameron (@EwenDCameron) May 21, 2026
The hubris was unmatched fair play for paying up pic.twitter.com/aZNvI5SfH4
— S????? ??? (@ottawascot) May 20, 2026
You’re in severe danger of becoming the new Hugh Keevins when it comes to football predictions
— Tarbash (@bazzabhoy779) May 21, 2026
Don’t want you ever at Tynecastle if you can remember where it is again.
— Last Furlong forever. (@SimeColin) May 21, 2026
the worst idiots of all are those who will do absolutely anything for bit more attention
— Grumpy George (@GrumpyGrapevine) May 21, 2026
Attention seekers like you love all that pish.
— GJRTC (@0420h3id) May 21, 2026

I keep getting these flashbacks to the 70’s cartoon characters ….Hersche’s adventures of Tin Tin and Popeye and Bluto …can’t figure it out . Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ….
When the story is about the ‘journalist’,
he’s simply confirming that he’s not a real journalist…?
Tommy Burns was spot on, Celtic jerseys don’t shrink to fit, even if the wearer is a little pot bellied.
Hope I never see him in our jersey again, it’s insulting having such a bell end wearing it. He should stick to Norwegian blue, that’s the colour of deluded blowhards.