NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 2: Former Rangers striker Ally McCoist speaks to camera for TNT Sports during the Premier League match between Newcastle United and Manchester United at St. James Park on December 2, 2023 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. (Photo by Alex Dodd - CameraSport via Getty Images)
The broadcasting tide may finally be turning against Ally McCoist.
Last night he was on duty with his mate Fletch at the Champions League Final in Budapest.
For many with access to other stations any commentary not involving McCoist is preferred.
The same old routines and cliches were trotted out such as mentioning Fletch at the end of every third sentence.
Anyone watching and listening to TNT coverage already knows who is the commentator.
It is all to give the coverage a matey production. A couple of top lads down the pub sharing their insight and knowledge with the great unwashed.
THE UTTERLY UNBEARABLE ALLY MCCOIST
Ab-sha-lootley Fletch. I’ll tell you what. I have to say.
And of course saying things twice. Saying things twice. For emphasis, to show how genuine and committed he is.
Watching Arsenal losing last night should have been a pleasure for Alan Sugar, the former Spurs owner.
Except that it wasn’t. Aiming to be the main attraction McCoist spoiled the experience of Mikel Arteta losing on penalties.
I am watching the CL final. I know Ally McCoist is a very experienced football person but there are times I can’t understand a word he is saying.
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) May 30, 2026
When you constantly hear the same phrases strung together it becomes very tiring.
McCoist will be one of the star acts for ITV at the World Cup Finals.
The commercial broadcaster always has a tough job competing with the BBC for viewers.
With 104 matches to be shared over six weeks that could result in an awful lot of broadcasting time for McCoist. Ab-sha-lootley Fletch. I have to say.
There is a fresher generation of former players moving into media work. Obviously not including Steven eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Gerrard.
McCoist might have pushed his luck, limited ability and cheeky chappy routine too far.
If there is more feedback like Sugar it might be time for ITV to edge McCoist side-wards and towards the exit door.
Football fans in Scotland know the real McCoist. It was on show at the Open Goal event at The Hydro last week.
He is an angry and bitter man. Twenty years in the shadow of Celtic has left him devastated. Despite the funny guy act, the last dozen years have been McCoist’s worst nightmare.
Now and then things can get quite raw. TalkSPORT listeners have heard that side a few times. Usually while broadcasting from home and looking in need of a good night’s sleep.
Hopefully the 2026 Champions League Final was the beginning of the end for McCoist. He has long over-stayed his welcome. Ab-sha-lutely Fletch.
That’s ok ally can’t understand the pish he is mumbling either. Over rated , over weight & over the hill!
— Ziggy Starbucks (@daveross67) May 31, 2026
Lucky you. He’s a slabbering drunk. Dreadful that he gets so much airtime
— AM ???????? (@annemarie6377) May 30, 2026
Lucky you as most of the time it’s repetitive shite
— Selbs aye just Selbs (@pselbs) May 30, 2026
On behalf of the whole of Scotland we are ashamed of the piss stained tramp
— KyogoCartel?? (@KyogoCartel) May 30, 2026
Basically he is thick but gets by on a cheeky chappy image. In reality earning around £1m couldn’t get the new Rangers with the 2nd biggest budget in Scotland promoted from the Scottish Championship – sacked ???.
— Owen Harte (@OwenHarte1) May 30, 2026

FuckAw! McCoisht. Even Scottish people struggle to understand him.
So for once I am sympathetic to the views of Sugar.
Fuckaw! McCoisht ish a nashinal embarrashment.
ABHSHALOOTELY Fletch ( spit dribble ).
Immediately I found another stream without the Sleekit Bastard, I can’t stand to neither listen to or look at him.
I even stood Clive Tildesley on CBS as an alternative, and I can’t stand him either.
Mind you, it could have been worshe!
Imagine if Fuckaw! had been commentating on the Shcotland game and having to pronounshe Curacao throughout the match – spit and dribble everywhere.
Yeuch!
I watched the CL final with the volume turned down at 2 and so missed out on the entire atmosphere of the biggest club competition on the planet because of McCoist’ s obsession with piffle and claptrap for commentary .
Uses talk sport to say Scottish football is corrupt because he can’t hack Celtic winning
and no punishment
That’s what’s disgusting
Kyogo cartels comment above sums up exactly what fatswallythealky is.
Also burst out laughing at it, absolute classic.